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[The D]

I had to change two tiles that had cracked on a floor I did 10 years ago it was a hard job as the tiling was but joint 600 by 300 polished porcelain brick bond and there was only two spare tiles.
The lady said she could not afford to pay me but if I did the job she would sleep with me.
I said I don’t think my wife will like that. She replied I am your wife and I don’t like it but needs must.

 

[murf]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Gazzer]

Lol you had me there right up to the punchline :lol:

 

[mikethetile]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Scott]

good one

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

That had me going:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Aston]

deano, you 'crack' me up mate

 

[TT Tiling]

you come out with some great one :lol::lol::lol::lol:
dirty job but someones got to do it :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

Had me going:lol::lol::lol:

 

[The D]

the sad thing is its the truth. i did the job and she still has not Paid up yet.

 

[CJ]

10 year Guarantee. :yikes::yikes::yikes:



Its gotta be worth something...........have the wife running around after you for at least............15 mins :smilewinkgrin:

 

[doug boardley]

the sad thing is its the truth. i did the job and she still has not Paid up yet.

but she got into bed and went to sleep, so does that count as "sleeping with you"?

 

[The D]

thats what she said.:incazzato:

 

[diamondtiling]

Lol you had me there right up to the punchline :lol:

Same as me............:lol::lol:

 

[albyshellshear]

:lol::lol: clever women:lol::lol: