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elliesdad224
never used battens myself, always do the same as dave, battens are too slow
customer " oh dont you use battens"
Tiler " not really this way is quicker and far more accurate"
customer " i always use battens when i tile"
Tiler " yes so i've noticed"
customer "i've never heard of a tiler that does not use battens"
tiler " well you have now.....sir/madam"
customer " do you know what your doing"
tiler rings 999 " hello emergency services? can you send an ambulance to 1
smith street"?
999 " whats the problem please"?
tiler " my customer has somehow managed to get a 6 foot wooden batten trapped in his bottom.........sideways"
customer " oh dont you use battens"
Tiler " not really this way is quicker and far more accurate"
customer " i always use battens when i tile"
Tiler " yes so i've noticed"
customer "i've never heard of a tiler that does not use battens"
tiler " well you have now.....sir/madam"
customer " do you know what your doing"
tiler rings 999 " hello emergency services? can you send an ambulance to 1
smith street"?
999 " whats the problem please"?
tiler " my customer has somehow managed to get a 6 foot wooden batten trapped in his bottom.........sideways"