Stupid things you've done after leaving the pub.

[faithhealer]

Title didn't fit "Help Mods'
Should read, Stupid things after the pub

last week my mate came in from the pub, ran a bath !!?? and fell asleep!!
Woke up next morning with the house flooded.

got loads of stories, any other belters lads

 

[Olz]

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A mate of mine took us all back to his after a night out to continue the party, he nipped upstairs to use the loo and never returned, after about an hour someone went to check on him and found him sat on the throne with his pants round his ankles fast asleep glass of JD in hand. :lol:

 

[faithhealer]

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A mate of mine took us all back to his after a night out to continue the party, he nipped upstairs to use the loo and never returned, after about an hour someone went to check on him and found him sat on the throne with his pants round his ankles fast asleep glass of JD in hand. :lol:

Yes, done that one!!

 

[doug boardley]

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tried showing a mate how to do a parachute landing roll from first lift of scaffold that was outside pub we'd just been in.... broke both my ankles:mad2:

 

[brian c]

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tried showing a mate how to do a parachute landing roll from first lift of scaffold that was outside pub we'd just been in.... broke both my ankles:mad2:

numpty...:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Gazzer]

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Yes, done that one!!

Thank god its not just me done that. :lol:

 

[Spud]

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swapped all the hanging baskets over in one street when walking home bladdered one night ,thought it would br funny for some reason ,also phoned random people in the phone book with funny sounding names the things you do when drunk!

 

[brian c]

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i think we should move this thread out of the public eye or we wont get any jobs..lol

 

[doug boardley]

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as it's only mods and elite that have postd so far Bri:yikes:

 

[Gazzer]

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Title didn't fit "Help Mods'
Should read, Stupid things after the pub

last week my mate came in from the pub, ran a bath !!?? and fell asleep!!
Woke up next morning with the house flooded.

got loads of stories, any other belters lads

Happy now

 

[faithhealer]

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Thanks neale


Seen that advert where these blokes get into a football stadium and play football, Done that!!

 

[davy_G]

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Long before I was with the Missus..

Texted every women in my mobile declaring my undying love. Bit of a shock reading some of the replies in the morning. Hate waking up with that sinkinf feeling.

:yikes:

 

[Olz]

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You should always put some random numbers in the phone book first to make it near impossible to text when drunk, i've done the old drunken text with some better than expected results to be fair :lol:

I've also fallen asleep in my back garden before after giving up trying to get the key in the lock.

I never said anything at the time but when we went on the TF xmas bash last year i managed to bag a room to myself due to the odd number, after getting smashed and going for a curry we returned to the hotel and i fell asleep in the bathroom, i woke up with my toothbrush on the floor next to me, god only knows why i'd sat on the floor to clean my teeth. :dizzy2:

I had some quite funny pics on my phone aswell that i couldnt remember taking.

 

[Olz]

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Title didn't fit "Help Mods'
Should read, Stupid things after the pub

Changed it for you mate

 

[doug boardley]

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woke up in a sheep feeding trough 100 yds from home, after walking 5 miles to get that far😳

 

[Gazzer]

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Changed it for you mate

I already had :mad2::mad2::mad2:

 

[Alan.P]

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TOOOoooooo, many things, where to start, chasing Giraffe on foot through the South African bush,( them buggers got long legs 😀 ) pretending to push a 4x4 that was really chuging along in first gear, tripping over and being run over by the same 4x4 😳

Loads of stuff, eating strange things ( creepy crawlyish ) Falling asleep in various places, the usual, 'boys stuff'

 

[faithhealer]

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You should always put some random numbers in the phone book first to make it near impossible to text when drunk, i've done the old drunken text with some better than expected results to be fair :lol:

I've also fallen asleep in my back garden before after giving up trying to get the key in the lock.

I never said anything at the time but when we went on the TF xmas bash last year i managed to bag a room to myself due to the odd number, after getting smashed and going for a curry we returned to the hotel and i fell asleep in the bathroom, i woke up with my toothbrush on the floor next to me, god only knows why i'd sat on the floor to clean my teeth. :dizzy2:

I had some quite funny pics on my phone aswell that i couldnt remember taking.

like that one

 

[Olz]

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woke up in a sheep feeding trough 100 yds from home, after walking 5 miles to get that far😳

LOL, i though the old title made better sense than 'stupid things after the pub. :lol::lol:

Ill change it back, what was it again.........

Just kidding

 

[DHTiling]

Peeing in strumermans suit case whilst working away and same night spewed over lamp shade and knocked telly over in the bedroom ( B&B)....:yikes:

needless to say we never stopped there again..

 

[Alan.P]

Peeing in strumermans suit case whilst working away and same night spewed over lamp shade and knocked telly over in the bedroom ( B&B)....:yikes:

needless to say we never stopped there again..

Did he know it was you, 'till now 😀

 

[Gazzer]

Not me but my brother had a habit of peeing over the banister down onto the phone in the hall below. I was always up early in the morning to receive a call

 

[DHTiling]

Did he know it was you, 'till now 😀

YES he did coz he pee'd in my boots same night...:lol:

 

[Alan.P]

YES he did coz he pee'd in my boots same night...:lol:

LOL, reminds me of a guy I used to work with years ago, he could never find the bog so would pee anywhere :yikes: slept with one eye open soon enough :ninja:

 

[Olz]

When I did the Duke of edingbourogh we had to go on a three day hike, they left us at one place and we had to walk and camp for three days and were picked up at the other, lads being lads, we walked the first day and set up at the first camp site then discovered the village pub where we proceeded to get hammered then get a takeout of 4 cans of redstripe each, walked back to the camp site and fell asleep, i woke up in the morning and couldnt move, i'd chucked the pillow out of the way and slept with my face on the 4 pack of redstripe, presumably although i cant be certain because it was the middle of summer and dead hot, so i'd used the redstire to cool down, I couldnt move my neck in the morning, it was agony :lol:

 

[doug boardley]

oh no!! post pub peeing, got loads of them!! One that first springs to mind, been out on the snakebite, back at girlfriends house and needed to pee in the middle of the night, crossed the landing into bathroom, lifted toilet seat peed and went back to bed...or so I thought... I'd crossed the landing, into her sisters room, pullled her duvet back and peed all over sister😳

 

[Gazzer]

I know of a bloke who had a skinfull in the pub and on the way home he had the urge for a poo...so he nipped down a dark alleyway and was doing his business when a gang of kids, also out of the pub ran down the alleyway and all fell over him. :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

we did it purposely though alan...BUT i forgot strumermans leather jacket was in his suitcase...:lol:..

We were so bladdered that night...


loads more to tell ....:smilewinkgrin:but i shant..

 

[Gazzer]

oh no!! post pub peeing, got loads of them!! One that first springs to mind, been out on the snakebite, back at girlfriends house and needed to pee in the middle of the night, crossed the landing into bathroom, lifted toilet seat peed and went back to bed...or so I thought... I'd crossed the landing, into her sisters room, pullled her duvet back and peed all over sister😳

Kinky !!! you are on the wrong web site Doug :lol:

 

[DHTiling]

A mate of mine was in from the pub and went to bed...got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet...( he thought)...pulled his boxers down to have a crap and SAT on his dad's face...:lol:...mmmmmmmmmmmmm aaahhh mmmmmm went his dad.....:lol: but i will say he realised before he dropped his load..

 

[doug boardley]

peed in my sisters handbag and tried blaming the dog in the morning!
"must be a damned clever dog" said my sister "It's b****y well managed to refasten the buckles" or words to that effect:incazzato: