Help with my website

[Varley]

Hi guys

i'm designing myself a new website and want to include a FAQ page. Have a few common ones written down eg, 'do i need to buy the adhesives or do you supply them' etc etc.

just wondered if you guys could think of a few questions you get asked quite regularly by customers.

I appreciate all help.

And nothing pervy Gaz@Topps, dhceramics and WIVERS! 🙂

 

[brian c]

that you use dust sheets to minimise the mess,

floors,when can you walk on them

showers,when can it be functional after tiling.

ufh,when can it be functional after instalment.



hope this helps.
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another common one,why do you need to ply a t&g floor?

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Can you remove doors and re-hang?

Can you remove kick boards and re-fit?

Will you remove sanitaryware or do I have to get a plumber?

Will you remove radiators?

What if walls are out,will you make good or do I need a plasterer?

Can you tile over old tiles?


Will you remove your clothes if I want you too?
You didn't say that I couldn't say anything pervy mate:happy:

 

[anne0411]

Do you take-up old carpet/lino?
Do you remove the rubbish created from job?
Do you remove furniture and put back?
Do you have your own cleaning products to ensure the area is spotless?

Yes these questions have been asked of me and mainly by blokes! Cheeky!

 

[DHTiling]

will you pick my tiles up.

what do i use to clean tiles in future.

any discount for cash.
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oh and varley do you take payment in kind....:angel_smile:
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there must be some other way i can pay you martin darling lol lol lol ...

 

[Varley]

dh you were warned about those types of comments!!! 🙂

And as for you ivegotsTILE, your getting in with the wrong bunch :wink_smile:

 

[GazTech]

Q:Can you recommend a supplier? A:Yes madam Topps tiles
Q:Where can I get the best service?A:Yes madam Topps tiles
Q:Can I get samples of tiles?A:Yes madam Topps tiles
Q:If I have too many tiles will you buy them back?A:Yes madam Topps tiles will
Q:Will you beat a like-4 like quote?A:Yes madam by 5% at Topps tiles
Q:Who's the fittest bloke at Topps?A:Yes madam that will be Gaz @ Preston!:wink_smile:
sorry Martin couldn't resist the challenge,please forgive me DADDY!!!!

 

[DHTiling]

who? me! when! where! lol lol.

 

[BrhTiling]

I borrowed a lot of these questions for my own website.... Not sure about my answers to them though! lol

Do any of you guys here actually remove doors / radiators and sinks/toilets etc?

doing my a floor soon with 2 internal doors in the room, the new tiles will prevent them opening properly and..... I don't really fancy taking them off and sanding? / plaining down the bottom end to make it so it still opens properly...

Any suggestions please?

 

[Varley]

Yes, hire a joiner, lol. There is no way round this one mate, the doors will need to be taken up, if not by you then someone else.

 

[BrhTiling]

Do you offer this as part of your service mate?

 

[Varley]

Sure do, charge £20.00 per door.

 

[BrhTiling]

Sure do, charge £20.00 per door.

Care to elaborate on your technique for doing this?

Never removed a door before, I was under the impression that re-hanging was a major pain in the &^@# ?

 

[Varley]

Its not too bad. Before removing the door in the first place, put a row of tiles on the floor pushed up to the door, mark along the door where the tiles come to, add about 5-6mm for adhesive and to leave a little gap, unscrew hinges, cut along the line, screw back on. It can be tricky to get the door back on when they are solid doors because of the weight but you'll get the hang of it. Easy £20.00 imo.

 

[tjsmiler]

Here's a few to get you going mate.

Will you use the toilet for a poo when in my house?

Will you rummage through my drawers and laugh at my underware when you find them?

Would you put my underware on and pretend to be a £500 a night transvestite escort

Would you sniff the end of my vibrator if i accidently left it out?

Would you lick all my old shoes that are left under the stairs?

Would you gently rub the toilet seat because you know i have sat there before?

Would you raid my food cupboards and call me a tramp because i only have one Jaffa cake left?

TJ :wink_smile:

 

[DHTiling]

T.J. YOU NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL ........

 

[Varley]

T.J. YOU NEED HELP!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL ........

I'll second that 😕

 

[DHTiling]

help!!!!! if hes not careful men in white coats are cumin to get him lol.........

 

[tjsmiler]

Don't know what you mean i always get asked them questions! oh and here is another one that i am always asked............

When grouting the floor will you pert your bum out extra hard because you know i'm standing behind you?

TJ

 

[Fekin]

Here's a few to get you going mate.

Will you use the toilet for a poo when in my house?

Will you rummage through my drawers and laugh at my underware when you find them?

Would you put my underware on and pretend to be a £500 a night transvestite escort

Would you sniff the end of my vibrator if i accidently left it out?

Would you lick all my old shoes that are left under the stairs?

Would you gently rub the toilet seat because you know i have sat there before?

Would you raid my food cupboards and call me a tramp because i only have one Jaffa cake left?

TJ :wink_smile:

lol, dirty :happy: