We advertise a job. And crazy people come out of the woodwork. But hmm....

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We have an ad running for a demonstrator to work with us at the Ideal Home Show for one month.

This is the ad:

We need an active presenter to work for 25 days at the ideal home show, sometimes from 10am to 10pm (long hours) telling the public about our diamond drill kits which cut holes into very hard porcelain and granite tiles. Pitch contains a working demo with a hand held battery drill and drill bit on a working wall. You will close the deal by selling kits off stand and taking credit card or cash payments.

You will be able to talk about the same thing again and again. You will be able to demonstrate the time savings and cost savings to the public on using a tile drill. Expect to be grilled by professional installers and be ready with the answers! You will be fearless with the public and highly motivated.


The responses have been interesting.... But this one is the best!



but I also have modeling and dancing experience (working in both Spearmint Rhino and Stringfellows). I am also a qualified personal trainer and attractive (a trait I know to be an added bonus as a presenter).[/COLOR]


Now I dont know about you but what I am thinking is this.... I dont care if she can - or cant - sell drill bits. But if shes worked at Spearmint Rhino's and I get to work with her for 25 days then I am going to go to work with a song in my heart..
 
maybe she could do some kind of demo with drills while hanging fom a pole it would get a crowd in...
 
be warned!!

you do relise this is probably your wife trying to catch you out dont ya?
 
just seen the pic attached i didn't see it before. I take back my offer to help on the casting couch!
 
So far 54 applications.. Thankfully not all of them want to dance around a pole.

Some of them even seem to want to actually sell a product.
 
I wonder where you advertised to get those sort of responses.

God knows who would have applied if you had been a fixings supplier and for example you had asked for a demonstrator for dry wall screws.

Whats with this ageist thing 18 -55 some od us oldies can still perform for long hours.
 
I wonder where you advertised to get those sort of responses.

God knows who would have applied if you had been a fixings supplier and for example you had asked for a demonstrator for dry wall screws.

Whats with this ageist thing 18 -55 some od us oldies can still perform for long hours.

Where did you advertise Richard?
 

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