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Rizzle from the Portizzle
is it just me spent a two weeks tiling mosaic art deco 2 bathrooms total finished polished off ready to go
client says can you just fix these floor trims between door ways for my carpet ok no problem get drill out
drill first hole through screed 22mm heating pipe there she blows pushed drill into hold water turned the electric off 10 hours later chopped out screed drained down system repaired pipes my reward a f parking ticket 2 .
two jobs later mate was screwing down floor boards Bryan keep ever side of the lines whats he do go in the middle .2 floor flat dont take screws out drain down system 10 hours gone .
well turned up for a new job rang the door bell did not work no nocker so so tapped on one of the glass pannels
in the door well that shattered client opens the door .not happy that glass has survived two world wars even the
house that used to be over there did not .but not you .
once was tiling a octagon conservatory with lime stone sealed all the tiles first and lined them all up round the walls stand up with a gap between them of 100mm so they could dry was talking to byain client came in swung
the double doors into the first one on each side they went down like a domino rally 😱 it was quick but standing there looking not knowing witch way to run first 😕 .
then there was the time me and my brother put down expanding metal wet the floor for screeding then started
to screed half way though the floor goes live 110 vault transformer loading the floor 2 cats on a hot tin roof
my hair still goes its own way even today
client says can you just fix these floor trims between door ways for my carpet ok no problem get drill out
drill first hole through screed 22mm heating pipe there she blows pushed drill into hold water turned the electric off 10 hours later chopped out screed drained down system repaired pipes my reward a f parking ticket 2 .
two jobs later mate was screwing down floor boards Bryan keep ever side of the lines whats he do go in the middle .2 floor flat dont take screws out drain down system 10 hours gone .
well turned up for a new job rang the door bell did not work no nocker so so tapped on one of the glass pannels
in the door well that shattered client opens the door .not happy that glass has survived two world wars even the
house that used to be over there did not .but not you .
once was tiling a octagon conservatory with lime stone sealed all the tiles first and lined them all up round the walls stand up with a gap between them of 100mm so they could dry was talking to byain client came in swung
the double doors into the first one on each side they went down like a domino rally 😱 it was quick but standing there looking not knowing witch way to run first 😕 .
then there was the time me and my brother put down expanding metal wet the floor for screeding then started
to screed half way though the floor goes live 110 vault transformer loading the floor 2 cats on a hot tin roof
my hair still goes its own way even today
