Wivers and other non identifyable normal forum member go up to St Peter at the Purley Gates.
"Sorry, we're full at the moment, Hell's got a couple of places"
So, off to hell they go.
After a little while, the well adjusted forum member (we'll call him Bob) approaches the Devil and asks "What do you have to do to get out of this place?"
"Well" says the Devil. "I hear that they've got more room upstairs at the moment, and if you can do something for me I'll arrange it with Pete and we'll sort out a transfer"
Elated, Bob says "Anything, you name it and it's done"
"Not so hasty" replies the Devil. "You don't know what it is yet"
What could be worse than staying here for all eternity? Thinks Bob. His curiosity is soon put to rest.....
"You must spend one night with that" says the Devil as he gestures towards the most grotesque, sickest, depraved female creature Bob has ever set eyes on.
"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" replies Bob.
"Your funurel" laughs the Devil, as he leaves Bob to stew in Hell
A few weeks later, and Bob's lot isn't getting any better. He approaches the Devil and asks if the deal is still on.
"Hmm, OK" says the Devil "Tonight is your night"
So, Bob prepares himself for the deed and the worst night of his life, or afterlife ensues. In the morning he is repulsed and sickened beyond measure by his ordeal. However his mood is lifted when the Devil approaches him and confirms that Heaven awaits his arrival.
So Bob packs his bags and is just leaving his room, when he catches a glimps into Wiver's room and sees the most beautiful woman getting dressed, after what seemed like a night of passion for Wivers.
Fourious, he marches over to the Devil "HOW DARE YOU! I HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE CREATURE FROM THE LAGOON AND WIVERS GETS TO SLEEP WITH THAT BEAUTY - WHY?"
The Devil replies "Well I would have thought it would be obvious - she wanted to get out too!"