Boeing 747 is en route from New York to Montreal, when a very pretty blonde in economy class gets up from her seat, walks to the first class cabin and occupies an empty seat within.
A stewardess notices this, approaches the passenger and politely asks her to return to her seat in economy class.
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!" exclaims the passenger.
The stewardess then engages the help of her boss, the chief steward. He then approaches the passenger and makes the same request.
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!" exclaims the passenger.
The steward has run out of ideas and approaches the first officer in the cockpit. the first officer then goes up to the troublesome passenger to insist that she return to her economy class seat.
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!" shouts the passenger.
The First Officer is now stuck for ideas so he approaches the captain, whos respose is "Don't worry I'm married to a blonde, so I speak blonde. I'll handle this".
He strolls across to the passenger and before he even opens his mouth she yells, so all the first class passengers can hear "I have told you people 3 times, can't you get it into your thick heads? I'll tell you again, I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal and I'm staying right here!"
The captain never brakes his stride. He walkes right up to her, leans over towards her, wispers something in her ear and then stands up straight lookin at her.
The woman looks extremely embarressed, stands up and hurridly walks back to her economy class seat. The situation is over.
When the captain returns to the cockpit the fist officer asks him what he wispered to the blonde to make her comply so readily.
"Simple really" said the captain "I told her that First Class wasn't going to Montreal"