Runs in the family.

[wivers]

My sister rang me today.

Told me that she had taken my neice to school this morning and was being laughed at by bystanders all the way there and couldn't work out why.


When she arrived at the school one of the other mums politely pointed out that she had odd shoes on!!!

She had been in such a rush in the morning she'd put them on without looking and walked all the way there without noticing!!

The div!!

 

[Deleted member 9966]

:lol::lol::lol:

not as good as the time you went out in your jeans with the sticky labels still attached :smilewinkgrin:

 

[doug boardley]

got a mouthful off a girl in a pub once 'cos I pointed out to her that her skirt was stuck into the back of her knickers!

 

[Gazzer]

I thought this thread was going to be about diarrhoea 😳

 

[Deleted member 9966]

got a mouthful off a girl in a pub once 'cos I pointed out to her that her skirt was stuck into the back of her knickers!

surely you were only being a gentleman doug 😳

 

[Colour Republic]

I thought this thread was going to be about diarrhoea 😳

:yikes:get your mind out of the gutter!:lol:

 

[Gazzer]

:yikes:get your mind out of the gutter!:lol:

I was thinking at Wivers level :yikes:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

I was thinking at Wivers level :yikes:

are you sure that's wise? :lol:

 

[wivers]

I have no level 🙂

 

[Gazzer]

I have no level 🙂

Yeah we know....we have seen your tiling :yikes: :lol:

 

[Colour Republic]

I have no level 🙂

i know i've seen your portfolio:lol:

EDIT: oh my god i've just seen you in a mankini! that should come with a warning :ban:

 

[doug boardley]

Yeah we know....we have seen your tiling :yikes: :lol:

no spirit level is that Sir?

 

[wivers]

Yeah we know....we have seen your tiling :yikes: :lol:

LOL.... were so finished!!!

 

[Colour Republic]

damn it Sir, you beat me to it!

 

[wivers]

i know i've seen your portfolio:lol:

EDIT: oh my god i've just seen you in a mankini! that should come with a warning :ban:

Don't pretend thats the first time you've seen it Rep.... you've got that as your desktop wallpaper 🙂

 

[Colour Republic]

Don't pretend thats the first time you've seen it Rep.... you've got that as your desktop wallpaper 🙂

you got me there sweet cheeks

 

[Rob Z]

That mankini picture is disturbing:dizzy2:....I had forgotten all about it until now! :yikes:

And then there is the infamous no-toilet photo. :yikes:

Wivers, I don't drink anymore, but I swear if I ever get over to the UK I am going to look you up and go out for a few drinks with you...it's got to be a riot. :lol:

 

[CJ]

got a mouthful off a girl in a pub once 'cos I pointed out to her that her skirt was stuck into the back of her knickers!

But you where tucking the skirt in Doug...........so I heard :yikes::lol:

 

[Dan]

bump.. for no reason.

 

[DHTiling]

Wivers, I don't drink anymore, but I swear if I ever get over to the UK I am going to look you up and go out for a few drinks with you...it's got to be a riot.

NOOOOOOOO Rob don't do it.....:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Dave, If you knew some of the nut jobs that I drank to excess with when I was younger, you'd agree that I can handle Wacky Wivers for one night of pub crawling. At one time I was a professional, and it's like riding a bike....you never forget. LOL. :lol::lol:

 

[DHTiling]

You don't understand Rob.....wivers will dress you up first....:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Rob Z]

OK Dave, now THAT'S a different story. :yikes::yikes:


NEVERMIND!!😳

 

[DHTiling]

I can just see you 2 out on the town in mankini's.....:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

:lol::yikes::yikes::incazzato: