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> >>>> Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch
> >>>> together.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Shrek said, 'I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in
> >>>> the world, but how can I be sure?'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them
> >>>> all, but sometimes I wonder.'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but
> >>>> I've
> >>>> never had it confirmed.'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs
> >>>> were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
> >>>> confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jo! lie was
> >>>> the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> >>>> their findings.
> >>>>
> >>>> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The
> >>>> mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
> >>>>
> >>>> Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous
> >>>> woman alive.'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said
> >>>>
> >>>> 'Who the hell is Steve at SS Tiling Services???????????
> >>>>
> >>>> (...didn't see that coming did you? Now hit forward, change my
> >>>> name to yours and send to all your friends.)
> >>>>
> >>>> together.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Shrek said, 'I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in
> >>>> the world, but how can I be sure?'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them
> >>>> all, but sometimes I wonder.'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but
> >>>> I've
> >>>> never had it confirmed.'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs
> >>>> were true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to
> >>>> confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jo! lie was
> >>>> the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss
> >>>> their findings.
> >>>>
> >>>> The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The
> >>>> mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
> >>>>
> >>>> Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the most gorgeous
> >>>> woman alive.'
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said
> >>>>
> >>>> 'Who the hell is Steve at SS Tiling Services???????????
> >>>>
> >>>> (...didn't see that coming did you? Now hit forward, change my
> >>>> name to yours and send to all your friends.)
> >>>>