Needed a big hole to open up

[diamondtiling]

I was just leaving the job today when I bumped into a past customer, I did her house some 6 years back, anyway a quick chat and I was on my way, five minutes later I am in the van and stuck in traffic on my way to get Ellie, I was listening to the radio and was miles away, a car on the opposite side of the road was right beside me and I glanced at the driver, "mmm, I know him from somewhere, oh its Emma's hubby" I thought.
He wound down the window " hey up Dom, how are you mate" he asks
I replied that I had just left the office where his "missus was working"
He looked at me in puzzlement and motioned to the girl sitting next to him,

What could I say? I had got the wrong guy completely, I could hear his wife/girlfriend shouting at him in very colourful language, I drove off quick, red as a beetroot.

Still cant think who he was but his missus aint too happy.


😳

 

[DHTiling]

😳...:lol::lol::lol: like to have been a fly on the wall..

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[united]

:lol::lol: that made me laugh, I do that kind of thing all the time :lol:

 

[diamondtiling]

The thing is I am still racking my brain trying to remember who he was just in case she is packing his bags.

:mad2:

 

[White Room]

I'm sure he'll remind you when he sees you again:lol:

 

[hillhead]

the poor man is probably in the dog house now eating tinned food:lol:

 

[doug boardley]

yep, sort of thing I do too😳

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

😳

 

[DHTiling]

the poor man is probably in the dog house now eating tinned food:lol:

yep, sort of thing I do too😳

What eat tinned dog food.:lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

What eat tinned dog food.:lol::lol:

only if the wife is cooking:smilewinkgrin:

 

[enduro]

Thats funny...:lol:

 

[Prem Tiler]

Thats the sort of think that happens to me!

 

[faithhealer]

ha ha all done it

 

[nybor62]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[TT Tiling]

:hurray::lol::lol:😳good one , i said to a lady ,who i thought was pregnant ,hey not long to go now 😳,i got a very loud had a boy 3 months ago

 

[mikethetile]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Stepped in it, did ya Dom? :yikes:

 

[jay]

IVE HEARD OF DIGGING YOUR OWN HOLE WITH A SHOVEL BUT DOM USES A D9 DOZER:lol::lol:

 

[user123]

:lol: :lol: :lol: oopsadaisy... :daisy:

 

[Rob Z]

My MIL continues to occasionally refer to the wife of her youngest son by the name of the fiancee that never married the same son. That break-up was about 10+ years ago. Talk about awkward at times!:lol:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

My MIL continues to occasionally refer to the wife of her youngest son by the name of the fiancee that never married the same son. That break-up was about 10+ years ago. Talk about awkward at times!:lol:

my mother in law does something similar with her youngest son's wife Louise. she constantly refers to her as Joanne :mad2: Jo was a lovely girl, but that relationship only lasted a couple of years whereas bro in law and Louise have been going strong for at least 5 years :lol:

oh and if mil refers to me as Lydia, then I'll be throwing hubby out :incazzato:

 

[Rob Z]

my mother in law does something similar with her youngest son's wife Louise. she constantly refers to her as Joanne :mad2: Jo was a lovely girl, but that relationship only lasted a couple of years whereas bro in law and Louise have been going strong for at least 5 years :lol:

oh and if mil refers to me as Lydia, then I'll be throwing hubby out :incazzato:

liz, you're looking for any flimsy excuse you can find! 😀

 

[Deleted member 9966]

liz, you're looking for any flimsy excuse you can find! 😀

indeed

oooh Rob, look at this smiley 😛atriot:

 

[Rob Z]

liz, that's a good one for Memorial Day (next Monday).

Is there a Union Jack smilie? I need to post that when UK plays USA in the World Cup. My men tell me that UK looked very good against Mexico and likely we are going to have a tough one against the Brits.

 

[Deleted member 9966]

liz, that's a good one for Memorial Day (next Monday).

Is there a Union Jack smilie? I need to post that when UK plays USA in the World Cup. My men tell me that UK looked very good against Mexico and likely we are going to have a tough one against the Brits.

I'm sure the boys will be able to find an appropriate smiley Rob... just don't try and support the UK as a football team, as there's no such thing :lol: England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland.. we all have our own teams :hurray:

 

[Rob Z]

OK, Liz, I can't keep all that straight. :mad2: :smilewinkgrin:

Thanks 😀

 

[DHTiling]

Only one winner between

and

And that isn't the usa..😛rrr:😛rrr:😛rrr:

 

[diamondtiling]

I got a phonecall this morning from an irate mate asking what the flip I was talking about, I could only say sorry, his missus kept him up till 2am grilling him (he has been naughty in the past) I asked him why did he not ring me yesterday, his reply was "my missus nicked my mobile and checked all my messages"

😳 Sorry Shaun, Shane, Steve, still getting mixed up now.

:blush5:

 

[doug boardley]

some of these women have no sense of humour:lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

Don't send a link to any sites on his e-mail:smart: