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Wondered what people were getting for their spouses in case I can get a better idea for she who must be placated.

After scratching various parts of my anatomy for several weeks for an idea I think I have cracked it. I'm going to buy her 2 galvanised dustbins.

She likes feeding the wild birds and stores the food in the garden shed. Last year the local rats discovered this bounteous store and chewed through the bottom of the door to get to it. The main stock of food is inside a couple of plastic bins, but they were feeding off the stuff she drops when filling all the various feeders.

I plated the door with some old number plates, so they eat through the threshold under the door. Right you little buggers I thought I'll stop you so I put two paving slabs on the floor just inside the door and used some tile offcuts cemented to the threshold

That put them off for about a week until they chewed through the floor halfway along one side. Enough is enough says I, I'm going to get some poison. 'Oh no' says she 'can't you trap them and release them somewhere else?' No says I its either the rats get it or you stop feeding the birds - so the rats got it and the new hole was covered over.

No further problems until this week when I found the floor covered in rat ****. They haven't got in the old entry points so will have to pull everything out to find where they are getting in.

As its seems I not going to win and will probably finish up with a shed like a gorgonzola cheese, I thought that if the bird seed and peanuts were stored outside at least any spillage won't matter, at least my shed will be left alone.

As she won't give up feeding the birds that's how I got the idea of the two bins for her xmas present, brilliant.

P.S. If I am not on the forum after the 25th you will know I didn't survive after the exchange of presents on Christmas morning
 
My better half wanted a wii, I told her to get serious, I've got her one anyway though, and then she says ( without knowing I've got it ) mind you, I want the fit boardthing as well :yikes: another £150 on top of the £220 for the main bit..... bah humbug :mad2::ban::ban::ban:
 
Wife wanted a fur coat...so i have got her a beautiful black Donkey jacket.:thumbsup:
 

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My better half wanted a wii, I told her to get serious, I've got her one anyway though, and then she says ( without knowing I've got it ) mind you, I want the fit boardthing as well :yikes: another £150 on top of the £220 for the main bit..... bah humbug :mad2::ban::ban::ban:
so did mine, I pointed her to the loo😳
 
I was thinking along the lines of new oven gloves.........Only joking :lol:.
 
iv bought her a mountain bike so she can join me and the kids! then i get fit and hit the big mountains,get used to it and then plan big days out on the bikes.
I always take her out clothes shopping too! costly time
 
I'm going to buy her 2 galvanised dustbins.

P.S. If I am not on the forum after the 25th you will know I didn't survive after the exchange of presents on Christmas morning
Why not just buy her a frying pan so she can whack you with it mate. perfume, jewellery, etc not blooming dustbins
 
Garden tools could be a good idea, perhaps a cement mixer thrown for good measure:smilewinkgrin:
 
My Mrs just says to get her a suprise.




Do ya think she will like a Dewalt D240000 :thumbsup:


This reminds me of that episode on the Simpsons where Homer buys Marge a bowling bowl for her birthday/Christmas.

Marge unwraps it and starts to growl at Homer "Homer you got me a bowling ball, it has your initials "HS" on it, and it's drilled to fit your hand."

Homer protests to Marge "Of course I had to do that Marge-I knew you wouldn't ever go bowling and I didn't want the ball to not get used!"

:lol::lol:
 
Why not just buy her a frying pan so she can whack you with it mate. perfume, jewellery, etc not blooming dustbins

She already has several frying pans, but I did treat her to a new large stock pot last month so she could steam more christmas puddings in one go.

Why is unacceptable to give women useful things yet alright to give blokes tools etc?
 
She already has several frying pans, but I did treat her to a new large stock pot last month so she could steam more christmas puddings in one go.

Why is unacceptable to give women useful things yet alright to give blokes tools etc?

I wouldn't say it was unacceptable as such. But usually if a woman wants something useful, she goes and gets it straight away rather than waiting for Christmas.

I'd like something useful for Christmas, but hubby won't stretch to a new car :lol:
 

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