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[Rob Z]

Click through the pages at this link: Five reasons why beer is good for you! :hurray::drool5::smilewinkgrin::8:

5 Healthy Reasons To Have a Beer Today - 1 - MSN Health & Fitness - Cholesterol Slide Show

 

[Rob Z]

Finally! :lol: I've been saying this for years---nothing is more refreshing than a cold beer when you're hot from work or exercise.

I didn't need to take part in a scientific study to know this.


from the last page of the story...

"It Can Keep You Hydrated
Researchers at Granada University in Spain say that beer beats water when it comes to hydration. Subjects ran on a treadmill in 104-degree temps until they couldn't take it anymore, then their hydration levels, motor skills, and ability to concentrate were measures. Half of the runners were given two half pints of Spanish lager while the other half were given good ol' H2O. The beer drinkers scored slightly better--a result that's attributed to sugars salts, and bubbles in the beer enhancing the body's ability to soak up water. As a bonus, the carbs replaced the calories they just sweated out. I'm going to stick to water post-workout, but at least I can feel confident that a few drinks tonight won't completely sabotage my workout tomorrow."

 

[faithhealer]

not much argument on this side of the pond Rob

 

[Scott]

Depends on the Spanish lager as some of it may as well be water

 

[jay]

some people are slow learners :8:

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

 

[White Room]

I need no excuses:8:

 

[jay]

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they Wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case . Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourk e

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not .

 

[Tenchman]

A good beer with a whiskey chaser =brilliant !!!!!!!

When i was in Banff a few years ago i got into a beer called i think grumpy grizzly bear beer or near to that it was a damn good beer can't get it in the UK as far as i know, think about asking for that if you got tipsy = be lucky to pronounce it without sounding like an idiot be a laugh tho:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Tenchman, is this the one:

Grizzly Paw Local Beer

"Rutting Elk Red" .... a little risque!!! ...

and then I saw "Moose Knuckle Stout" 😀 :lol:

 

[Tenchman]

No Mate it was Grumpy Grizzly Bear Beer made with honey it was an excellent drink ! however should i ever get the chance again to be over your way i would buy you a a Paw Pint :8: