my out of body experience.

[murf]

What a day. I had a small bathroom to tile today, and because i'd supped a few guinni last night, my boiler was not in good shape. during the course of the morning i let rip a couple of times, and as any guinness drinker will know it can be fairly rank. would'nt you know it the client turns up and she is a stunner in her designer clothes. The kind of woman a man likes to impress. Quick as a flash i say " i had better tape up that waste pipe as the soil gasses are pretty strong". Quick as a flash she comes back with " you had better tape up your arse as well, i would recognise a guinness fart anywhere". I nearly died with embarressment. The story is almost Wiveresque.😳

 

[White Room]

😳:lol::lol:

 

[hillhead]

pure class that black stuff:lol::lol::lol: john! lol

 

[Colour Republic]

Busted in more ways than one:lol:

 

[hillhead]

:ninja: bet you felt like hiding down the waste pipe,lol.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

great timing , you might have got away with it with most Doris's ,but her bloke had her under the duvet :lol::lol::lol:

 

[murf]

She had a discerning nose.

 

[White Room]

Don't know what your talking about Gooner

 

[merlecollins]

Belter that like :lol::lol::smilewinkgrin::lol::hurray:

Lost count how many times I've suffered with letting one out just as the customer walks in, but I've never been confronted like that :lol:

 

[hillhead]

could this be a case of the spiddal bomber? :smilewinkgrin:

 

[murf]

Where the hell do you get these brilliant smilies:drool5:

 

[White Room]

Sir Ramic passed this link to us Smileys Repository - Flags

 

[murf]

The boys from the blackstools joe:hurray:

 

[brian c]

brilliant Murf....does she drink the black stuff then..lol:smilewinkgrin:

 

[murf]

She must do Brian but you wouldnt think it to look at her:drool5:

 

[hillhead]

The Blackstool tiler then,:smilewinkgrin:

 

[murf]

Or blackcrack mountain. I might put that on Gooners thread about the movies.:lol:

 

[CJ]

So she must drink it............and a farter as well.

I love her already :lol:

 

[jamie B]

:lol:

Got caught trying to get rid of the 'evidence' once after I was caught short and mistakenly crapped in an un-plumbed toilet!...not my best moment when the owners arrived and popped up to see how I was getting on...you could quite literally 'cut the atmosphere with a knife' ha ha ha!:smilewinkgrin:

 

[White Room]

Bad stomach, down stairs toilet, thats good they had an expelair. Turned it on, thought I was in the clear. Came out and realised it was blowing air into the utility room.
Next thing I hear is an air spray and the guy was coughing trying hide the sound of the air freshener😳

 

[CON5933]

lmao...brilliant...:8:maybe she drank guinness too:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

Murf, I'll be telling the boys that one tomorrow! LMAO !!:lol: