45 years - it’s time to put down my trowels! - Tile Advice

[Time's Ran Out]

My illness a month ago brought home to me just how old I’d reached!
My wife has been telling me for years that I should retire, sell the house and tour the world in my twilight years - so today I’ve decided That’s it - I’am off!
Not much more to add really - I’ve thoroughly enjoyed this trade - thought my ashes would be mixed in a bucket of ready mixed and spread behind some work of art - but in fact I’am leaving in remarkably good health for a 75 year old.
Thanks everyone for this great forum, the criticism and praise - have a happy Easter.
Keep on Tiling!

 

[Old Mod]

................errrm really?

Nahhh! It’s April 1st John, you’re having us on mate!

You are, right?

 

[Italy]

My illness a month ago brought home to me just how old I’d reached!
My wife has been telling me for years that I should retire, sell the house and tour the world in my twilight years - so today I’ve decided That’s it - I’am off!
Not much more to add really - I’ve thoroughly enjoyed this trade - thought my ashes would be mixed in a bucket of ready mixed and spread behind some work of art - but in fact I’am leaving in remarkably good health for a 75 year old.
Thanks everyone for this great forum, the criticism and praise - have a happy Easter.
Keep on Tiling!

I do not believe it.

 

[Albert]

And your not 75

 

[Old Mod]

Where’s the missing 15 years John, thought you were a tiler, man & boy?

 

[Albert]

Closer to 85

 

[Old Mod]

Closer to 85

He looks it!

 

[Albert]

True

 

[Albert]

I hope i look a bit better in 23 years time

 

[Old Mod]

I hope i look a bit better in 23 years time

Than John, or than you do now?

Now I know it’s April 1st!

 

[Albert]

Than John, or than you do now?

Now I know it’s April 1st!

now now

 

[Andy Allen]

 

[Blunt Tool]

Retire and spend more time with wife? I’d be divorced

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Sorry been out!
Yes it’s after 12.00 and I didn’t ‘fool’ anyone!!
There are days I ache, there are days I smile, but all are very rare.
This has to be the best trade around.
Enjoy and I’am sorry if I got people’s hopes up.
Still here.

 

[bsc ceramics]

You cant go anywhere john and your right this is the best trade around, couldn't do anything else and wouldn't want to