You have to read this!!!!!!!!!! - Tile Advice

[Protilers]

hahhahahahahahaaa..........
I nearly wet myself!!!

there is a bloke on this site I am on called "Jim", he is quite a big chap, placid.....a nice bloke....
on friday he left the job we are on and was driving along the A3.....he stopped at a set of lights and a car pulled up alongside him, it had FOUR young guys in....and as he glanced over at them, one of the rear passengers "gesticulated"
that he was a "w@nker"...........you know what I mean semi clenched fist and an up and down movement!

anyway, enraged by this undeserved insult from a random member of the public "Jim" decides "I am not having that!".....

so he races along side them on the A3 and at another set of lights he pulls in front of them........gets out of the car .......and walks to the car behind......

he is full of road rage and general anger and shouts at the passenger "WHY DID YOU CALL ME A W@NKER, YOU F'kin W@NKER!!!!!!"

and the window rollled down and the passenger concerned replied "I was telling you to put your seat belt on SIR!"..........



he got a slap on the wrists and a bit of verbal.....funny as hell!

all the best

Lee

 

[White Room]

You could'nt make that stuff up :lol:

 

[Protilers]

You could'nt make that stuff up :lol:

I am going to write a book...........it will be called "Tiling - and all that goes along with it!""

hheehehhehheheeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[White Room]

I bet theres a few good ones out there, wivers to the top of the class.

 

[Protilers]

i bet theres a few good ones out there, wivers to the top of the class.

amen!

 

[DHTiling]

FAF. :lol:

 

[Protilers]

Dave......you need to explain FAF..........I have no idea what you mean.....hhheheheheheeeee....but I am "old" and "tired".......hehehehheheeh.......

I have just got the hang of "OMG"....hehheheheeeee

 

[DHTiling]

Google it

 

[Protilers]

Google it

OKAY!.....I think i am on your page!.........hhehehehheeeheeeeeee

 

[cam_low]

as said above you couldn't write that $I-IiT

 

[AliGage]

Brilliant!

 

[Protilers]

Brilliant!

its priceless Ali...........Honestly, I have not done the story justice.....but I have ironed out the Crux..............hhehheheheheeeeeee......a day in the life EH?

all the best Lee