Worst Day Ever

[wivers]

Got me van back today......waited for my cheque....they said they have to send it to me and it takes up to 14 days!!!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Turkish]

That`s a pretty bad day there Wivers! BUT, would you have wanted to have been the guy who was involved in an incident i attended today???...........He was cycling to a train station and was coming down a ramp that lead onto the platform. For whatever reason he lost control and ended up on the live rail!!!!! He was dead until the ambulance crew somehow managed to get a pulse back after 15 minutes of CPR and defib, bloody amazing!!!!!

Turkish

 

[Fred]

I loved being copper...................:lol:

 

[wivers]

is that copper as in hair colour ..or copper as in plod?

 

[GazTech]

I think God likes to punish you Wivers, he started with your hair and has continued his relentless persuit of amusement with you ever since.....:smilielol5:

 

[CJ]

Agree with Gazza.

Ginger is bad enuff

 

[Raja]

I loved being copper...................:lol:

copper can't eat a copper seller the plubming trade is booming shame you quit

 

[tiler burden]

ive had a bad day today...got in from work, opened the fridge and downed a litre of lager and ripped the wifes knickers off in frustration...well, i had too, id been tiling a floor and they'd been diggin into my back all day long...:yes:

 

[Perry]

You think that was funny i could hear it all on the phone havent been able to work since 😛ete

 

[wivers]

The last time you worked PJ you tiled the ark. 🙂

 

[Perry]

2"X1" Wivs

 

[smurf21]

BLIMEY you where a little harsh with the six fingered neanderthals there only doing there job.:21::21:

 

[MICK the Tiler]

CRIKEY!!! I've just p*ssed me pants :yes:

 

[wivers]

CRIKEY!!! I've just p*ssed me pants :yes:

You'd fit in nicely with them in their little portacabin then 🙂 honestly i think at least one of them had done the same.

 

[pjtiler]

The last time you worked PJ you tiled the ark. 🙂

aye
and i still havent been paid

 

[wivers]

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!

I got a letter through the post today telling me that i have to go to court about this now!!!!!

My luck just gets better and better!!

 

[DHTiling]

I thought it was sorted..?

 

[wivers]

I got a letter through about 2 weeks after it got towed saying i had to pay £1000 for parking an unliceinsed van on a public road, and if i didn't pay i'd be taken to court.

I'd forgotten all about it.

Still at least i get to go argue the point now.

Knowing my luck i'll get 3 years!! 🙂

 

[DHTiling]

You give them hell....and don't forget loss of wages...:smilewinkgrin:

 

[foxman]

What a story just stopped laughing , pure quality mate

 

[Deleted member 9966]

:yikes:

do you think you should take proper legal advice about this one?

and why does it only ever happen to you? :lol:

 

[wivers]

I wish i knew girly.

 

[david campbell]

good luck with this one mate!

hope you can tell us the conclusion in the same hysterical way!

 

[doug boardley]

good luck with it Wivers

 

[wivers]

Cheers lads , the court dates 14/04/09 so i'll keep ya posted.

 

[CJ]

Give em sh*%$ wivers.

White collared to55ers

 

[chris.tiling]

good luck mate...dont forget to keep the ginger moments under control in court...else you may be experienceing Ramic's shower sex thread!!!

 

[wivers]

LOL chris.

 

[davy_G]

Brilliant, pmsl, glad it wasnt me!:mad2:😛rrr:

 

[TJ Smiler]

Hello son, i remember this day so well lol. I think that phone call from you when you was on your way to the portacabin was one of the most pleasurable experiences of my life lol (kidding son)

Why don't you fill the lads and lasses in on what happened at court, keep em updated cos it will make the post i have to wright explaining that they have locked you up for 3 years a hell of a lot easier for me and probably a lot funnier too.

I no not much happened at court mate but i still think you should keep this thread live cos no doubt there will be a host of unfortunate for you but verry very funny for us misshaps!

Cheers son, sorry mate but i just love it when bad things happen to you it's so funny.

TJ