what not to say to your wife - Tile Advice

[faithhealer]

We've all been there, your wife is standing in front of the mirror, upset, 'look I'm old, fat, and ugly, I could really do with a compliment right now.'
Well, your eyesights pretty good!!

 

[david campbell]

ooouccch!:lol:

 

[Gazzer]

When she turns around exclaiming " I have lost weight", dont look at her backside and tell her you have found it !

 

[Ajax123]

She tried on a new dress and asked me if it made her look fat. I had a choice - do I say of course not darling you look wonderfull or do I say no it does not make you look fat, it's the four stone of cellulite that does that..........:mad2:

Doh! - She still not talking to me.....

 

[Alan.P]

Oh dear, what a can of worms you've opened
What not to say, after working away for 2 weeks " can't wait to get home on Friday for call of duty FNG ( friday night gaming ) with the lads"

After the defeaning silence, she told me straight

 

[White Room]

I can't any of that, she's a size 8

 

[Deleted member 9966]

After our 4th year anniversary of being together, my darling husband proclaimed that the last 4 years had been "effortless" I took that to mean he'd made no effort whatsoever :incazzato:

 

[Fekin]

After our 4th year anniversary of being together, my darling husband proclaimed that the last 4 years had been "effortless" I took that to mean he'd made no effort whatsoever :incazzato:

I'd take it as you've actually behaved yourself and done what you have been told without him having to expend effort in telling you too often.

I'd take it as a compliment :lol:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

I'd take it as you've actually behaved yourself and done what you have been told without him having to expend effort in telling you too often.

I'd take it as a compliment :lol:

seriously, do you ever think that is likely to have happened? :smilewinkgrin:

he just likes an easy life :lol:

 

[Ramag]

I would love to invest into this thread.............

But for the reason my wife has the URL for - what not to say to your wife !!

and for that reason alone I MUST DECLARE I´M OUT :lol::lol::lol:

 

[jay]

i am soo tempted :8: maybe later