Are you the Tiler

[enduro]

Got a call lunch time today 'Are you a tiler' this guy asked, yes i replied, i need a job doing. OK give me your address i will call round at 3pm. Got there rang the door bell and the guy shouted go around the back. Went around the back and the guy said we can get a better look from the bottom of the garden.....OK i thought, off we went to the bottom of the garden then he said if you look at my roof you can see the ones missing :mad2: He thought tilers do roofs as well as they have tiles on...Tonight i will be mainly drinking two bottles of BISHOPS FINGER

 

[tileform]

Class :lol:

 

[reaper72]

Guy obviously had a slate missing m8:lol:

 

[DEN]

That was a porcelain (poor selling) technique!!

 

[tysfoot]

should have done it then said, oh didnt you know i charge £500 quid a day

 

[davy_G]

Drove 15 miles tonight to quote for a bathroom tonight, got the call this avo. Measured up, gave price women agreed, got out my diary, told her end of April was my next spot with 4 days free. She said the plumber was coming on Monday........

I coughed, realised i should have asked more when i was on the phone but i was grouting and just took her name and address. Wished her luck and to make sure she used flexi on the floor etc. Drove home cursing myself but there are folk out there who arrange a plumber then think of a tiler a few days before! Nuts!

 

[IvegotsTILE]

Eclipse Tiling(myself)I do both.title works well when people call up wanting walls tiled or roof tiles replaced.
You should of done it mate,£65 for ten minutes work,you can't get that laying floor tiles.You'd need a ladder of course and balls of steel though

 

[Fekin]

Never been on a roof and wouldn't fancy starting :lol:

 

[fr0gman4]

Never been on a roof and wouldn't fancy starting :lol:

Don't bother mate they are a bugger to grout :ninja: