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[Andy Allen]

Bet my sister I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...



Should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta...

 

[macten]

Got a pair of very small Black Mamba gloves.






Free to anyone who can take them off my hands

 

[Blunt Tool]

 

[Unused Account 1]

How do you get a fat girl into bed,?
Piece of cake

 

[Blunt Tool]

I was offered £1000.00 by BAL to promote their new formula adhesive, but I have high morals and a strong will.
Strong like White Star fibre enhanced ready mixed wall tile adhesive now available in your local tile outlets!

 

[Matchless Plumb]

2 Bum cheeks talk to each other,
The left to the right one; hey in the hallway stinks!!!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Well I don't get it!

 

[Matchless Plumb]

Well I don't get it!

Well, re think it and you will get it

 

[Time's Ran Out]

No the only hallways I do are Victorian.

 

[Matchless Plumb]

No the only hallways I do are Victorian.

I'm no doing any hallways I hope you got the joke if not can explain