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Two nuns riding a tandem

Nun 1: I've never come this way before.

Nun 2: It must be the cobbles
 
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2 engineers are looking up at a large flag pole.

A tiler walks by and asks them what there doing.

We have to measure the height of this flag pole but we don't have a ladder .

So the tiler goes to his van and comes back with a spanner loosens a few nuts at the base of the pole and lays it down on the ground, he then whips out his tape measure .....26 feet 2 inches then bids them good day .

That's no good says one engineer to the other.........we ask for the height and he gives us the length......:)
 
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