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Blunt Tool
I was on my way to the shops for a long stand and bubble for a level with my mixing stick in my back pocket wondering if my journeymen had given me enough for them!
Summer joke thread...........
- Thread starter Andy Allen
- Start date
I was 17 and been tiling for a whole year !
So was already an expert...🙂
So was already an expert...🙂
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Blunt Tool
Grouting!
Yep !
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Time's Ran Out
I was married, 1 child, flat, dog and 10 years under my belt.
Now it's married, 2 kids away, house no mortgage, dog, 44 years and a belt that won't fasten!
And this is the summer joke thread.
Now it's married, 2 kids away, house no mortgage, dog, 44 years and a belt that won't fasten!
And this is the summer joke thread.
I found the belt that won't fasten funny..🙂
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Blunt Tool
Went to the zoo today, it was empty apart from a single dog.
It was a shih tzu..🙂
It was a shih tzu..🙂
Bet my sister I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...
Should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta...🙂
Should of seen the look on her face as I drove pasta...🙂
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Blunt Tool
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Unused Account 1
How do you get a fat girl into bed,?
Piece of cake
Piece of cake
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Blunt Tool
I was offered £1000.00 by BAL to promote their new formula adhesive, but I have high morals and a strong will.
Strong like White Star fibre enhanced ready mixed wall tile adhesive now available in your local tile outlets!
Strong like White Star fibre enhanced ready mixed wall tile adhesive now available in your local tile outlets!
2 Bum cheeks talk to each other,
The left to the right one; hey in the hallway stinks!!!
The left to the right one; hey in the hallway stinks!!!
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Time's Ran Out
Well I don't get it!
Well, re think it and you will get it 🙂
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Time's Ran Out
No the only hallways I do are Victorian.
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Blunt Tool
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WetSaw
I was in a Scottish bakers earlier and all of the cakes were 50p except for one so I asked him why, he replied "That one's Madeira cake".....
Two-Trowels
TF
My wife said she wanted a divorce due to my obsession with Only Fools And Horses.
I said, ''ok, I'll get my suitcase from the van''
I said, ''ok, I'll get my suitcase from the van''
What do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs...?
BOB.. 🙂
BOB.. 🙂
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WetSaw
What do you call a man in a pile of dried leaves?
Russell
Russell
What do you call a man with ham on his head.
Mohamhead
Mohamhead
Two-Trowels
TF
What do you call a man with a spade in his head.
Doug.
Doug.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head
Cliff
Cliff
What do you call an Indian guy who's good at DIY
Hamedmashed
Think about it….
Hamedmashed
Think about it….
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