Honestly, it was one of those moments that happen in slow motion. . I nearly jumped up and dived towards its shouting "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" lol
I would replace the whole worktop and whilst you were at it put a new 'Smallbone' kitchen in and retile the flooring.
Failing that £85+vat is the way to go......
Buy the missus some plastic beakers aswell, or even better get her some juggling lessons. nice touch that would be after all that shouting at her...:smilewinkgrin:
I think that some members may be taking this thread in a light hearted way and not looking at the real issues that are at stake here!
Is this a marriage that is on the ROCKS. His I MONTH old pride and joy has been damaged and he will sell the 'ball and chain' to remedy the situation.
Does he really have an Ant Farm and could it's purpose be for the disposal of the evidence/culprit and is there too much care being taken with the well being of these ants?
And what about the mention of a Plastic Surgeon - is this to allow him to slip away after.
It may sound like a chip, but is an Epoxy Resin really the right answer!