I am here simply to moan about tiling

[Simon4132]

Hi,
Sorry about this but I need to vent my frustrations on people who can provide sympathy.

I am a diy tiler but aim (and eventually achieve) a professional finish.

I am on my second bathroom.

My Problems.
Tile adhesive is rubbish. I use proper expensive adhesive from Topps but I always get a loose tile somewhere.

Replacing loose tiles. (Note tiles are square, flat and well made).
On a wall you would think that if you have a loose tile you could simply take it off, add a bit more adhesive and stick it back on.
If you do that then the tile till be proud of the level of the other tiles, i.e. slighly raised) which is not good enough.
Therefore you have to remove some of the old adhesive. I do this with an angle grinder.
This results in other tiles becoming loose compounding the problem.

Here is my worst problem...
When replacing a tile, you take out a perfectly fitting (but loose) tile - but when you replace it - it suddenly does not fit! for example it is too close to the next tile on one edge. I know that this is impossible but I get this time and time again.

Tile adhesive is horrible stuff. It gets all over you sets like concrete and when handling big tiles you're too knackered to clean it up when finished which is a bad mistake.

My next gripe is even worse - you lay a perfect set of tiles, finish up really pleased with yourself. Let us all dry, then go back a few days later and magically one or more tiles are not as perfect as what you remember. Sticking out, or too close to the next one. This one really winds me up.

Walls are not straight.
This is a huge problem. A shower wall has to be properly vertical if you put one of those rain showers on it. If the wall is leaning then you end up building out the wall with adhesive which is a nightmare.

My measurements are wrong.
Measure a tile to cut. Cut it just right. Offer it up to the space. The tile does not fit. Oh dear.

There's more but i'll stop there.

I get there in the end with a great finish but i'm fed up with having to fix and repeat things.
Clearly the experience of a professional tiler is what separates them from my own abilities.

Any sympathy or advice welcome.

Actually I have one good piece of advice I can give. - When laying floor tiles, make sure the adhesive is completely and uniformly under the tile. Otherwise when you stand on the corner it can snap. Obvious I know but can be difficult when laying in sections.

Simon

 

[Andy Allen]

I do hope lots of people read this before moaning about the price's we put on jobs !!!

 

[Italy]

they are all solvable problems.
just the practice that is not reached to the second bathroom

 

[Unused Account 1]

Go with a tiler for a job and youll learn a lot ,its like any other job ,its all the small tips we pick up over the years ,ask questions ,to expensive to do it twice lol

 

[Flintstone]

Sounds to me Simon like your optimistic when saying you acheive a professional finish. Tiling isn't as simple as just sticking tiles on, there are correct ways of doing it which doesn't give you all these problems. Tile adhesive is fantastic and used right a tile will never come loose.

 

[Simon4132]

Localtiler - of course you're right. I can't bring myself to say any more on that.

Tiling looks simple and the idea sounds even easier.
However it is one of the hardest things I have done.
What could be easier than sticking a loads of tiles on a wall? Probably most things.

To anyone that does this for a living - you must be either really skilled or crazy.
When I say crazy - I only mean that the chances of a client finding a problem is huge unless you get it spot on - and dealing with difficult clients can be the hardest part of any job.
Ans also it is knackering! Especially with modern large tiles.

As with all trades like this - experience really counts which is what I don't have (even with youtube 🙂 ) as I simply don't do this often enough.

Professionals (and anyone who achieves a true professional finish) - I salute you!

 

[Flintstone]

It takes years upon years to get to a professional standard, even then some people are crap! Don't beat yourself up too much.
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It takes years upon years to get to a professional standard, even then some people are crap! Don't beat yourself up too much.

 

[Dan]

What is the adhesive topps sell?

Is it their own brand which is palace is it? Or do they still sell BAL? Which should be good?

 

[J Sid]

Think they do bal as well, but topps only ones

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Tiling should be enjoyable, interesting and very rewarding !
On your 2nd bathroom and a post with this content would leave people thinking you are not achieving any of the above.
46 years and rarely ever fitted the same tile twice so variety is the spice of life - this is a great trade.
However IMHO it is a trade not suitable for the majority of DIYers.