What you get the wife for Xmas

[Andy Allen]

Struggle with this one every year.
What about you..?

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Singing lessons!
Honestly - she has dropped a few hints over the years, even recorded a song for me once. It'll be like her driving, she past 1st time 25 years ago and never driven since (although she keeps my premiums down ) - we can hope!
Last year she got pottery lessons and all I hear is the music from GHOST!

 

[Spare Tool]

Mines desperate for a new angle grinder 🙂
...usually fav perfume a couple of Yankee candles and a load of last minute tat, ordered her a personalised hand etched wine glass other year which she loved, till the dishwasher ate it 🙁

 

[Old Mod]

Yep, sure do!
It's worse when I am really busy at work, I don't seem to find the time to put enough thought into it, before you know it Christmassy here.
If you can be inventive it doesnt actually need to be expensive, it's when you're not that it seems to cost the earth, cos you run around buying the all the expensive cliche's. 🙁
And all the really clever ideas normally need a few months planning, generally because you have to get on waiting lists well in advance!

 

[John Benton]

My wife has been wanting a puff style jacket for ages, so 2 weeks ago we went shopping and she's ended up with a Barbour jacket. It's safely hidden and there will be some other gifts, mainly jewellery.

 

[Andy Allen]

Found out last year and new iron isn't the ideal present.....still I had a quite Christmas . ..🙂

 

[John Benton]

Found out last year and new iron isn't the ideal present.....still I had a quite Christmas . ..🙂

I bought my wife a new belt, hoover picks up perfectly now

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Found out last year and new iron isn't the ideal present.....still I had a quite Christmas . ..🙂

Did that with some cups as a stocking filler one year - still reminds me now!

 

[widler]

My mrs always says the same thing.
"Lets not get each other this year, we have enough, lets concentrate on the family"
Apparently it means " if you don't get me owt, your dead"
Wierd are women 🙁

 

[J Sid]

got mine a new flymo 🙂

 

[Bill]

Getting mine a new Ruby...........

 

[Two-Trowels]

Getting mine the same as last year, and the year before, and the year before that.....

 

[Italy]

Struggle with this one every year.
What about you..?

whats? gifts? it seems that the translator does not understand the word. 😉

 

[Andy Allen]

Might get her a new ipad . ..

🙂🙂

 

[WetSaw]

When I first went self employed my Mrs worked as an accountants secretary. She said she'd do my books so I got her a book called "Basic Accounting" for Christmas. She didn't seem too pleased with it....

 

[Kyle Knowles]

I think I mite get mine a dog coz I'm sick of her sitting next to me on the sofa a pet should divert her attention away from me so I can sit on my phone more looking at tools

 

[andy-p]

When the Mrs aks me what im getting her for christmas , i point to the ceiling and tell er " A roof over your head "😀

 

[Spud]

Old joke but good one , what do you get the wife for Xmas ? ...... Dildo and a pair of slippers ,if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f ...k herself