Uncontrollable giggling

[Ken Bruty]

I've not been myself today after reading wivers best bits last night :yikes:

It all started off this morning while I started fitting a solid oak wood floor, when images of TJ running round with his hands screaming and covered in wivers special fruity sauce caused me to break into uncontrollable giggles while my customer was in her kitchen and seeming curious about my affliction. After a while I took some deep breaths and calmed down.

Next, the gas man came round to check out her boiler (not a euphemism for stoking her fireplace, before anyone comments!), anyway they were in the kitchen discussing boiler requirements etc, and my radio was playing to itself in the corner, they'd stopped talking when suddenly and unexpectedly snoop dogg started playing :yikes: and it was too late to run over and switch off "pork it while it's hot, pork it while it's hot" I was off again, no way was I going to attract attention by trying to change the station, so I tried to carry on working and laughing at the same time I knew the gas engineer was smirking too. Then around 15 mins later after I had eventually calmed down again, and listening to Lauren Laverne, a listener texted in and at the end of the message said "love the show, be safe and keep moist!":yikes: Oh god please help me, here I go again :rofl:.

Anyone else have these inappropriate giggle fit moments?

 

[wivers]

Quality...you should have defo started to sing along out loud though mate lol

 

[White Room]

Been on a job and somethink really stupid appears in head, then just start giggling.......

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol:

 

[hillhead]

:lol:
my ones think i'm mad sometimes when i start:lol:

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

nothing like a good laugh to yourself mate!! just dont look for the hairy palm's :joker:

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol:

 

[mikethetile]

when I get into these situations I call them having a wivers and can imagine how he would recount it on tf

I deffo get the giggles after that

 

[Pebbs]

I had a mid term tender meeting last week for a hotel fit out, they were asking about what previous hotel bathroom contracts we'd done. From no where I said, "I think I have been on my hands and knees in every hotel bathroom in London at some point or other"... they had to adjourn the meeting, till they had regained their composure. Every five minutes one of them would have a giggle fit, its good to laugh.

Pebbs

 

[mikethetile]

weve got a lovely barmaid in our local, shes a very sweet girl. one night when we were talking about how cold it is she started worrrying about the homeless who were sleeping out without a hot meal inside them

so she atarted her plan to feed them soup everynight from her kitchen window

and finished by saying that every night she would have all the local homeless up her back passage

as you can imagine we were rolling about laughing and I cant even look at her now without giggling:lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

Years ago I met an old mate in a pub who introduced me to his new girlfriend who was of polish descent. He knew what I was like and introduced her by her full name.....Hazel Knutz. I was literally on the floor.

 

[mikethetile]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

weve got a lovely barmaid in our local, shes a very sweet girl. one night when we were talking about how cold it is she started worrrying about the homeless who were sleeping out without a hot meal inside them

so she atarted her plan to feed them soup everynight from her kitchen window

and finished by saying that every night she would have all the local homeless up her back passage

as you can imagine we were rolling about laughing and I cant even look at her now without giggling:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

One thing that keeps popping into my head is the things my mother sometimes says. She's getting on a bit and is getting slightly waffy accordingly. A few months ago Hilary Benn was on tv and she asked who he was and my brother told her he was a politician and the son of Tony Benn to which she asked "Oh, is his father still singing? (think about it)

Another was when Paul Simon was on a chat show and she said " didn't he sing Bridge over the River Kwai?"



Signs of age but you have to laugh.

 

[Rob Z]

My old boss pulled the blockbuster prank when he conned the receptionist at our workplace into paging "Michael Hunt*" over the PA system. After repeated pages went unanswered, she actually said "I've been looking for ____________ for 15 minutes...has anyone seen __________?"

5 years later it's still one of the funniest things I ever witnessed at work.:lol::lol:

*the full name wasn't used of course 😀

 

[SandyFloor]

This is a picture of Greg & Jonny Searle along with Garry Herbert just after they won gold in the coxed pairs in rowing at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. The two brothers were in excess of 6'7" of muscle and Garry the cox was about 5'4" and like a jockey's whip. In those days Britain didn't win much so it was big news.

I was in an office the next day and all the women were talking about the size of these guys. Then all of a sudden a young girl pipes up loudly " did you see the size of their cox?".

The place went dead quite for a couple of seconds before erupting into laughter with the young girl gradually turning scarlet.

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

Errr guys, this is in Public view!!

 

[doug boardley]

...or should I say it was:smilewinkgrin: as no members of public had posted I've moved it into "The Arms"

 

[mikethetile]

weve got a lovely barmaid in our local, shes a very sweet girl. one night when we were talking about how cold it is she started worrrying about the homeless who were sleeping out without a hot meal inside them

so she atarted her plan to feed them soup everynight from her kitchen window

and finished by saying that every night she would have all the local homeless up her back passage

as you can imagine we were rolling about laughing and I cant even look at her now without giggling:lol:

now we are out of view I can give you the full quote which was really funny as she is so innocent

you need to insert the word coming between homeless and up

 

[Ken Bruty]

:lol::lol:

 

[kilty55]

This is a picture of Greg & Jonny Searle along with Garry Herbert just after they won gold in the coxed pairs in rowing at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. The two brothers were in excess of 6'7" of muscle and Garry the cox was about 5'4" and like a jockey's whip. In those days Britain didn't win much so it was big news.

I was in an office the next day and all the women were talking about the size of these guys. Then all of a sudden a young girl pipes up loudly " did you see the size of their cox?".

The place went dead quite for a couple of seconds before erupting into laughter with the young girl gradually turning scarlet.

the wee lad at the front looks like hes just been butt banged:lol:

 

[Ken Bruty]

the wee lad at the front looks like hes just been butt banged:lol:

:lol::lol:

 

[White Room]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

the wee lad at the front looks like hes just been butt banged:lol:

and caught a crab, ( I think that's a rowing term)