Summer joke thread........... - Tile Advice

[Andy Allen]

 

[Dumbo]

2 nuns in the bath . One says where's the soap . The other one says yes it does

 

[WetSaw]

 

[Andy Allen]

 

[Andy Allen]

 

[Andy Allen]

 

[Dan]

Trust you start a summer jokes thread and stick a very specific winter joke in it to start us off lol

I don't get the nun one. Is it just me?

 

[Dumbo]

Trust you start a summer jokes thread and stick a very specific winter joke in it to start us off lol

I don't get the nun one. Is it just me?

One says where's the other hears wears

 

[Deleted member 49260]

If you want old and Nun...

Mother Superior: OK girls it's bedtime, candles out.

<SFX> Pop!

 

[Deleted member 49260]

Another.

Two nuns riding a tandem

Nun 1: I've never come this way before.

Nun 2: It must be the cobbles

 

[WetSaw]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea...

 

[Blunt Tool]

Why do bananas like shade in summer? Because they peel! I'll get my coat!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

'Did you come on the bus Mavis?'
Yes but I pretended I was having an asthma attack!

 

[Andy Allen]

2 engineers are looking up at a large flag pole.

A tiler walks by and asks them what there doing.

We have to measure the height of this flag pole but we don't have a ladder .

So the tiler goes to his van and comes back with a spanner loosens a few nuts at the base of the pole and lays it down on the ground, he then whips out his tape measure .....26 feet 2 inches then bids them good day .

That's no good says one engineer to the other.........we ask for the height and he gives us the length......

 

[Dumbo]

Woman phones her husband ." The cars has stopped I think it has water in the fuel " husband says" where is it " wife " it's in the river "