Summer joke thread........... - Tile Advice

[Matchless Plumb]

2 Bum cheeks talk to each other,
The left to the right one; hey in the hallway stinks!!!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Well I don't get it!

 

[Matchless Plumb]

Well I don't get it!

Well, re think it and you will get it

 

[Time's Ran Out]

No the only hallways I do are Victorian.

 

[Matchless Plumb]

No the only hallways I do are Victorian.

I'm no doing any hallways I hope you got the joke if not can explain

 

[Blunt Tool]

 

[WetSaw]

I was in a Scottish bakers earlier and all of the cakes were 50p except for one so I asked him why, he replied "That one's Madeira cake".....

 

[Albert]

I was in a Scottish bakers earlier and all of the cakes were 50p except for one so I asked him why, he replied "That one's Madeira cake".....

Taxi

 

[Two-Trowels]

My wife said she wanted a divorce due to my obsession with Only Fools And Horses.

I said, ''ok, I'll get my suitcase from the van''

 

[Andy Allen]

What do you call a man in the sea with no arms and legs...?










BOB..

 

[WetSaw]

What do you call a man in a pile of dried leaves?








Russell

 

[Andy Allen]

What do you call a man with ham on his head.








Mohamhead

 

[Two-Trowels]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head.


Doug.

 

[John Benton]

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head









Cliff

 

[John Benton]

What do you call an Indian guy who's good at DIY








Hamedmashed




Think about it….