Ohh No! - Tile Advice

[DHTiling]

Please remember this thread is in a pubic section of the forum....watch those replies..

 

[Dave Ramsden]

lmao worth dayrate just for the entertainment!

 

[sWe]

Gawd... Dude, seriously, were you cursed when you were in your mum's womb or something? :lol:

I'm sorry if I'm stating the obvious now, but the essentials for siliconing:

1 roll of TP to clean your hands and tool with (no, not yer wang, in this case anyways)
1 water spray filled with 1/3 water and 2/3 fairy liquid (stirred, not shaken)
1 small bin for dumping excess silicone into
1 excess removal tool (if you've got nowt better, a (removed) spoon works...)

Spray the silicone after you've applied it, and spray your excess removal tool. Becoz it's you, spray your hands too. And you face, and your hair, and your ***, just to be safe. Now, nothing will go where it's not supposed to be

 

[BDS]

Spray the silicone after you've applied it, and spray your excess removal tool. Becoz it's you, spray your hands too. And you face, and your hair, and your ***, just to be safe. Now, nothing will go where it's not supposed to be



:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

:lol::lol::lol::lolmsl, at least you ot rid of some ginner hair!!!!!

 

[P'boro tiler]

ive bn tiling about a year now and today i finally did perfect siliconing with some speed. i used a siliconeblitz tool (the mid sized one). i applied the silicone as neatly as i could so to reduce the amount of shaping needed. i then dipped my siliconeblitz tool in a slithly soapy bucket and shoock off the excess. i then work from the bottom to the top slowly removign the excess and whipping it on edge of bucket. once its donw i then run my finger over it onvce very gently.
i think your pobably applying far too much like i used to

 

[P'boro tiler]

oh, my spelling wasnt very good there!

 

[user123]

Aah, one of the funniest posts ever..... :lol: read it and weep.... :lol:

 

[hillhead]

Even after all this time i'm still laughing.. lol

 

[Perry]

he has been in the chat room tonight o dear

 

[newton&stockley]

me and the wife were crying with laughter reading that....

 

[Dan]

forgot all about this one.

 

[Bathfix Bob]

One of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet!

Didn't realise at first it was 3 years old, how did he get silicone up there? !!!!!

I have a metal picture now that I can't get rid of.........

 

[judge]

least your butts not gonna leak !!!

 

[wivers]

One of the funniest things I've ever read on the internet!

Didn't realise at first it was 3 years old, how did he get silicone up there? !!!!!

I have a metal picture now that I can't get rid of.........

It got onto the toilet paper from my clothes