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[Concept PHT]

He offered a 4 inch tile to sort the job out - what about that then? lol
<Getting out of my depth> lol

 

[CON5933]

I can guarantee most blokes if honest would s**t themselves..... get the job done...get outa there... 🙂

 

[Leanne]

4 inch? lol ***

 

[Concept PHT]

Could squeeze a bit more with a 5 mil grout line. Is that big enough? Ha Ha HA 🙂

 

[Leanne]

haha i think weve kinda got off the subject! bac to jobs yous hate lol ***

 

[Concept PHT]

Thats not me im talking about - hypothetical question!!

Anyway, I hate using tiles that say they are 30 x 30 but are infact cheap kosovan imports and measure 29.4 x 29.7. Completely ruin the job. 🙁

 

[CON5933]

:angel_smile: I was on a bathroom job, the lady of the house was very... no VERY.. well proportioned up top.. (NO she didn't have a big head)
The house was in s**t state, I had to carry everythin thru the house to the back yard, she had a 'utility' room at the back with all her washing hanging up on lines, as I was carryin a sink thru the room, I had to dodge the washing.... ducking beneath the line I stood up too early and a 'cup' off her bra was on my head..... it was bigger than any hat I have... that's when I heard the discreet cough behind me.

I can safely say that nothing untoward happened but should she have made any approach I was suitably intimidated enough to have ran out of the house🙂

 

[Leanne]

haha thats class

 

[Concept PHT]

Stay low move fast - a classic for that scenario mate 😉

 

[CON5933]

Stay low move fast - a classic for that scenario mate 😉

Swift and Bold was our motto..... I would've been very swift but not so bold🙂

 

[Concept PHT]

lol 🙂

U ever played naked bar in the naafi or out on the town?

 

[CON5933]

Culminating in a round of 'Zulu Warrior' and the dance of the flaming ****'oles

but it doesn't make me a bad person🙂

 

[L & R CERAMICS]

Could squeeze a bit more with a 5 mil grout line. Is that big enough? Ha Ha HA 🙂

what you upto pht

 

[wivers]

They've turned my thread into.. a ...a... " SEXY CHAT ROOM!!!!!!"

 

[Leanne]

haha i think weve kinda got off the subject! bac to jobs yous hate lol ***

Wivers I tried to get them back on to the propa subject but they ganged up on me hehe ***

 

[wivers]

No problem mate. This is far more interesting. 😛

 

[Leanne]

haha thats ok then ***

 

[wivers]

Although i do feel 4 inches is far to large ...... for a tile :S

 

[Leanne]

so have you ever played the naked bar game then? ***

 

[wivers]

Erm.... does that involve an empty pint glass and a slack manhood?

 

[Leatherface]

Back to hates -

Dirty houses - went to look at a job 2 weeks ago - turned it down.
Had to wipe my feet when I went out. House stunk of cats, p**s & s**t. There is no way I will work in a house like that for any money - even if the wife looks like Pamela Anderson & offers me a ******** .... ( well maybe then !! :wink_smile: )

 

[Leanne]

a hadnt heard of it till last nite Concept PHT plays it lol you and your mate have 2 stand at the bar and drop your pants lol the 1st 1 2 bottle it buys the drinks!!! ***

 

[wivers]

well thats fine, but what if your in the Blue Oyster?!!!

 

[Leanne]

Blue Oyster?

 

[wivers]

Don't tell me u've never seen Police Accademy. They go into a gay bar called the Blue Oyster.

 

[epoxy pete]

smelly houses are the pits for sure...dont do council house re furbs anymore ... where they are living in the houses...you have to do the washing up before you tile the kitchen usually...full of **** everywhere!!!!!!!lol

 

[wivers]

I must say i hate working in houses with cats as i'm allergic to them badly. Plus the last one ate my damn sandwiches when i left them on the bath, the little git !

 

[clmcg123]

:wub: been on a job 4 3/4 dys and not been offered even a measly drink and the worst customers have been people ive known."if you want a cuppa just go downstairs and help yourself"..yes mate,cant wait to stop in the middle of a job,shoes off,wash hands,downstairs,make a cuppa and watch you 2 lazy gets watching telly.no thanks! rather dehydrate.also hate it when iv already qouted a job,then ive found out that some tiles are 297mm and some are 300mm-nightmare!!told customer and he sed just do wot you can.i should of sed ye,im charging you extra but i didnt.what does anyone else do when you realise youv undercharged youself?:wub:

 

[guy1976]

went to price a job on a new build a one million pound house and he wanted the down stairs shower room retiled coz he didnt like original tiles. when i got there he said can you go round the back and climb in through the window to measure up because i dont like strangers walking through the house so i says you go open the window and i will come round back once he shut the front door i got in my van and drove off , what a prick

 

[vince1]

HAHAHAHAHA guy1976 that is so funny mate you have made my eyes water that was so funny class just class

 

[vince1]

OOOOoooo had to read that again mate soooooo funny