Funny sayings..

[enduro]

As some of you guys know i have a machine that grinds out tree stumps, well the bloody thing broke down today on a job and as i was fixing it this old guy walked past me and said, IF ITS GOT AN ENGINE OR **** IT WILL ALWAYS BE TROUBLE.:lol: made me laugh

 

[CLAYS TILES]

class!:lol:

 

[enduro]

yeah it made me laugh the guy must of been in his eighties...Words of wisdom i think

 

[GazTech]

If at first you don't succeed,............ failure is probably your style

 

[DHTiling]

Lifes a ***** and then you marry one............... sssssshh i didn't say that....:lol:

 

[GazTech]

Lifes a ***** and then you marry one............... sssssshh i didn't say that....:lol:

LOL Dave you are so dead...pmsl:lol::lol:

 

[DHTiling]

LOL Dave you are so dead...pmsl:lol::lol:

I say it to her gaz and all i get is "first class" and don't forget it....

 

[mz30]

Your a right pair ,you three if ever i saw one

 

[Holohana]

You can only pis* with the coc* youve got!

 

[sWe]

One of my friends said the following after a major drinking binge a few years ago:

"You know it's time to quit the booze when you wake up in a ditch somewhere, caked in mud, without pants, with a left shoe on your right foot and only a sock on the other, and with your jacket pockets stuffed with what looks like the remains of a Big Mac with ALOT of extra ketchup..."