Funny sayings..

[hillhead]

I was on a floor on my knees one day when a woman said to me "say one for me when your down there" meaning a prayer,lol.

 

[CLAYS TILES]

Lifes a ***** and then you marry one............... sssssshh i didn't say that....:lol:

i said that loadsa times,but she comes back with
''you'd be lost without me''

probably right - no one else would of!!!!:lol:

 

[IvegotsTILE]

If you can pi** you can paint!

old people eh!

 

[CJ]

"If you fell in a bag of ****...........you'd come out sucking ya thump"



Confused


"Put him in a round room...........and tell him to **** in the corner"

 

[Yorkie]

One of my friends said the following after a major drinking binge a few years ago:

"You know it's time to quit the booze when you wake up in a ditch somewhere, caked in mud, without pants, with a left shoe on your right foot and only a sock on the other, and with your jacket pockets stuffed with what looks like the remains of a Big Mac with ALOT of extra ketchup..."

I think this sentence just summarises life

I have'nt laughed so hard in ages SWE , I can just imagine the scene now when your mate is reflecting on his night out out and spreading his wordly wisdom LMAO:lol:

 

[pjtiler]

the bloke i served my time with
always said to me

what the **** do want to be a tiler for
when you could be a muff divers lip wiper

i never understood it myself

 

[sWe]

I think this sentence just summarises life

I have'nt laughed so hard in ages SWE , I can just imagine the scene now when your mate is reflecting on his night out out and spreading his wordly wisdom LMAO:lol:

It does sound profound, doesn't it :lol:

 

[aejrd]

he was meant for the sheets....and, he was never f****d for

 

[TilingLogistics]

I own a boat which I continuously moan about the upkeep costs because they are never ending. You only have to look at it and you have to get your wallet out.

A guy once told me to stop moaning because in his opinion if it begins with F it costs loads of money. I looked at him quizzically and say what you on about? He says if it Flys, Floats or F**ks it costs a packet:lol:

Kev

 

[bearwithme]

i like " if your going to be a bear , be a grizzly!" and a rather jaded friend of mine constantly reminds the gang that " women are just snakes with ****". :hurray: