man sitting on plane when stewardess asks him 'can i get you a drink sir?'man replies coffee pls milk no sugar. at which point a parrot sitting two seats away pipes up, you ya pregnant dog get me a f**kin whisky!!! the stewardess return with the whisky but no coffee for the man,this happens three more times with the parrot being more and more cheeky and rude! F**k this says the man,if it works for a parrot maybe i shld try it, the stewardess walks by and the man shouts 'you ya f**kin pregnant dog wheres my f***in coffee and f***in hurry up you stupid cow!!!the stewardess returns with a male steward who grabs both the man and the parrot by the throat and throws both of them out of the plane,as the hurtle towards the ground the parrot says to the man 'for a c**t that cant fly your a right cheeky *******!!!'
