Joke: Blonde gets dent in car - Tile Advice

[Dan]

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

 

[enduro]

Made me chuckle..:lol:

 

[Dan]

:lol:

You been in the time warp again Endo?

 

[Dan]

What about this one?

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”​

 

[Dan]

Or this?

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"​

 

[user123]

Ooooh... Pebbs will be pleased, she's blonde... sorry Lynn, but it is funny... :lol:

 

[Dan]

Her surname is Sherif though. That cancels her out.

How about this?

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?



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[Dan]

Last one now. My Mrs will kill me. lol

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."​

 

[Stewart]

Her surname is Sherif though. That cancels her out.

How about this?

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?



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Lol.....The simple one's are the best, but my wife won't be impressed when I show her!


Created on iPhone.....

 

[Dan]

Trick is: DON'T!

haha

My Mrs is asleep, if she saw this, she'd stop dying her hair. haha