Could you all help with a survey

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A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those that fall within the normal size range and those that are less than two inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.

Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?
 
thats been doing the round in scotland for a few wks now didn't want to post it in case of sudden uproar..........:smilewinkgrin:
 
Hmmmm could quite easily be changed to a white cross with a blue background..... :ban:
 
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i'm flying 2 flags:thumbsup::thumbsup: but then im reeeeaaaaalllllllly excited .

mind you thats because THE WORLD CUP starts next week...lol
 
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i'm flying 2 flags:thumbsup::thumbsup: but then im reeeeaaaaalllllllly excited .

mind you thats because THE WORLD CUP starts next week...lol


...... and if I'm not mistaken, England are in it - COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!

(and no I haven't got a flag on my van) :8:
 
lets get this right if you live in the UK and you are unfortunate to be blessed with a small block and tackle you must drive around with a flag hanging from your vehicle:yikes:

sometimes i dont understand :8:
 
Well I have one on the backdoors of the van and its staying there.

(and the last time I checked it was more than 2 inches, nearly 3 so there !😛rrr🙂
 
lets get this right if you live in the UK and you are unfortunate to be blessed with a small block and tackle you must drive around with a flag hanging from your vehicle:yikes:

sometimes i dont understand :8:

Being patriotic my van is displaying a white flag with a red cross - the flag of St George - along with lots of other English people who hope England do well in the World Cup. Sir Ramic has just changed the reason for flying it. As it happens his research is completely wrong as the metric equivalent when fully measured with a Stanley Fat Max tape was over 320mm!!!!!!:hurray:
 
Being patriotic my van is displaying a white flag with a red cross - the flag of St George - along with lots of other English people who hope England do well in the World Cup. Sir Ramic has just changed the reason for flying it. As it happens his research is completely wrong as the metric equivalent when fully measured with a Stanley Fat Max tape was over 320mm!!!!!!:hurray:

How the hell do you get your cuts so perfect with a clearly faulty tape measure 😕
 
I don't have a flag to fly but I've got a damned big pole to fly one if I so choose:smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin:
 

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