New Apprentice ;)

[epoxy pete]

Re: How not to tile!

MY NEW APPRENTICE !!!!!
ive only taught her grouting and taking spacers out so far!!!!!! :wink_smile:
dont think theres a need to teach her to tile .....do you .....lol!

 

[Concept PHT]

Re: How not to tile!

Im gonna say no more.... lol 😉

 

[Varley]

Re: How not to tile!

Why can't i get an assistant like that!?

 

[Dan]

I'd lickidy split that ****. Well done Pete. Might move this to the Pro's room though lol.

 

[Dan]

Just to save an extra click.......

That's some tilers dirty bit on the side, Mrs Smiths daughter maybe, helping to pull out those spacers!

Look how much out the joints are next to her right knee, not suprised in the slightest though like, any tiler watching her would be put off.

Got a feeling this thread wont go down well with those Mrs of tilers that have been getting bollocked for chatting on here with Leanne's pink signature and whatever lol.

 

[Leatherface]

LOL

That picture is ace !

P.S

Had a right ding dong with my wife the other night, she saw Leannes signature & thought I was up to some funny business - thought the kisses were for me.
I told her I save all my kisses for Wivers 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Dan]

Just checking on the new girl sir!

LOL, it was you who I was on about too lol. Just couldn't remember! LOL

Guys guys guys! Always log out when you leave the forums, then your Mrs can't login when you're out!

 

[trevortine]

Hold on........... THAT IS MY MISSUS.......PETE:angry_smile:

 

[wivers]

LOL. I take it you were refering to me. Na she dont mind that, to be honest she'd probably facey a look aswell.

 

[Dan]

The dirty devil!

 

[wivers]

I told my Mrs the same but when she saw your avatar leather she was more worried than she was about Leanne

 

[Dan]

Hahaha excellent, he does get some attention with his avatar's and name even.

 

[Concept PHT]

Lol - did you all read the post about Wivers getting rumbled? Lol 🙂

 

[Dan]

ooo ahhhh lol

 

[Varley]

LOL. I take it you were refering to me. Na she dont mind that, to be honest she'd probably facey a look aswell.

😱mg_smile:

 

[wivers]

Its not funny. It took me a takeaway meal and a bunch of Morrisons flowers to woo her back round after that 🙂

 

[Concept PHT]

Blimey, don't push the boat out mate!! 🙂

 

[Leanne]

i didnt mean 2 course any trouble! Ive took my signature off 4 yas!

 

[Leatherface]

That's what I wear when I'm grouting !!! He He :wink_smile: :wink_smile:

 

[CON5933]

:wink_smile: Don't be fooled......that pic IS EPOXY PETE

 

[Leatherface]

Just wondered - where did he get that picture ?
Is he a member of some wierd Japanese Tiling **** site ?

If so please give me the link ??? :wink_smile:

 

[epoxy pete]

heres the link leatherface..oh those japanese girls!!!!

http//www.thaigirlstilingtutorial.com

http//www.thailingwithtingtonginhongkong.com


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[wivers]

You forgot www.ladyboytilers.co.uk

 

[Dan]

Just doing my daily check on our apprentice.

 

[Leatherface]

Thought you would all like to meet my new apprentice - I found him rummaging through my bin the other week. I let him sleep in my garage on an old dog bed.
Pay him £3 per week.

 

[Dan]

Mate, if somebody looks through here and puts a profile together of your life, they'd have a right laugh! lol

 

[Leatherface]

Hi
guess I might seem irreverent sometimes - like to have a bit of fun & also give a bit of good advice where I can.
Hope nobody minds.

 

[Dan]

Just checking in on the apprentice again.

 

[CON5933]

Just checking in on the apprentice again.

Stick her in photoshop Dan.... someone with your talent would be able to make her 'move it'🙂

 

[Dan]

I should make her *** wiggle on demand. LOL

 

[Dan]

I just can't see a reason why this thread isn't a Sticky thread! Pardon the pun.

*Sticks thread*