Innovative labour saving ideas.

[diamondtiling]

In these lean times we all need to try and save on life's expenses so I thought a thread should be started where we can all pass out our ideas.
Lets keep them sensible and do-able, here is a starter..............

A good way to save on electricity is to adopt the string procedure.........

Tie a piece of strong garden string around the leg of your bed, take it through to the bathroom and tie around the base of the loo, then when you wake up in the middle of the night, hung over and dying for a wee simply straddle said string in a crouched position and stagger slowly backwards until your in a sitting position on the throne..........hey presto! you don't have to turn the lights on thus saving much needed money and your doing your bit for the green brigade.

Pennies make pounds.

Ps. Works for male/female but try not to be wearing a G string as this may chaf the skin.

 

[Gazzer]

In these lean times we all need to try and save on life's expenses so I thought a thread should be started where we can all pass out our ideas.
Lets keep them sensible and do-able, here is a starter..............

A good way to save on electricity is to adopt the string procedure.........

Tie a piece of strong garden string around the leg of your bed, take it through to the bathroom and tie around the base of the loo, then when you wake up in the middle of the night, hung over and dying for a wee simply straddle said string in a crouched position and stagger slowly backwards until your in a sitting position on the throne..........hey presto! you don't have to turn the lights on thus saving much needed money and your doing your bit for the green brigade.

Pennies make pounds.

Ps. Works for male/female but try not to be wearing a G string as this may chaf the skin.

Personal experience ? :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Alan.P]

And I thought you said sensible 😀

 

[diamondtiling]

Personal experience ? :smilewinkgrin:

Sometimes, so er in doors has said although I cannot remember.

:8:

 

[davy_G]

Im afraid ive added considerably to my household running costs over the last 6 months or so. Cant seem to figure out why, all I did was get married!!!

 

[david campbell]

In these lean times we all need to try and save on life's expenses so I thought a thread should be started where we can all pass out our ideas.
Lets keep them sensible and do-able, here is a starter..............

A good way to save on electricity is to adopt the string procedure.........

Tie a piece of strong garden string around the leg of your bed, take it through to the bathroom and tie around the base of the loo, then when you wake up in the middle of the night, hung over and dying for a wee simply straddle said string in a crouched position and stagger slowly backwards until your in a sitting position on the throne..........hey presto! you don't have to turn the lights on thus saving much needed money and your doing your bit for the green brigade.

Pennies make pounds.

Ps. Works for male/female but try not to be wearing a G string as this may chaf the skin.

thats wivers snookered........lol:lol:

 

[mags]

Nice one ill try that, not got any labour saving ideas, but money ones.

File the edges off a 50P and you can use it as a 10P

 

[diamondtiling]

Nice one ill try that, not got any labour saving ideas, but money ones.

File the edges off a 50P and you can use it as a 10P

Now Mags did not have to share that with anyone did he? but he did because he cares about all of us, if only more were like him and me.

 

[Gazzer]

Now Mags did not have to share that with anyone did he? but he did because he cares about all of us, if only more were like him and me.

The Nut house would be full and the prisons would have rooms !

 

[Alan.P]

Turn off any tv / dvd / video's, they use almost as much leccy in standby, ok, some of you knew, some maybe didn't.