In your religion, what's Heaven and Hell meant to be?

[Dan]

Saw this topic on another forum some time ago and thought we're professional enough here to have a good chat about it.

There are dozens of religions, hundreds of 'gods', and apparently quite different views about what heaven and hell is like.

Personally I'm atheist but my family's traditional religion would be Christianity.

I don't know too much about the heaven and hell for that but have in my head that hell is all on fire and somehow we don't burn to nothing but just stay on fire for all of time to come. Hell is meant to be below us, or something like that? And heaven being a place you'll meet everybody who's died before inc family? Or something. And it's above us, and white? And there's some door you go to before going to either heaven or hell with some bloke who chooses where you go.

Might be well off there, can't really remember the bible reading at school even though I went a CofE school and there were daily readings.

 

[doug boardley]

heaven would be a small river full of salmon.....hell would be a big river with none!:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Dan]

That's a religion called Dougianity then aint it? 😀

 

[diamondtiling]

Saw this topic on another forum some time ago and thought we're professional enough here to have a good chat about it.

There are dozens of religions, hundreds of 'gods', and apparently quite different views about what heaven and hell is like.

Personally I'm atheist but my family's traditional religion would be Christianity.

I don't know too much about the heaven and hell for that but have in my head that hell is all on fire and somehow we don't burn to nothing but just stay on fire for all of time to come. Hell is meant to be below us, or something like that? And haven being a place you'll meet everybody who's died before inc family? Or something. And it's above us, and white? And there's some door you go to before going to either heaven or hell with some bloke who chooses where you go.

Might be well off there, can't really remember the bible reading at school even though I went a CofE school and there were daily readings.

Lmao Dan....'some bloke' :lol::lol::lol:

Its not for me Dan, it never will be.
I am very much into explanations of what the world is and religion just does not cut it for me. Its the start of many wars.

If you are a happy loved person that can give more than you take then I suppose that is a kind of heaven.
Being alone with no friends or family has to be a living hell.
Thats my outlook on it, hope I dont feel the wrath of some higher power for saying all that.

:cool2: <------- beam me up scotty

 

[Dan]

Lmao Dan....'some bloke' :lol::lol::lol:

Its not for me Dan, it never will be.
I am very much into explanations of what the world is and religion just does not cut it for me. Its the start of many wars.

If you are a happy loved person that can give more than you take then I suppose that is a kind of heaven.
Being alone with no friends or family has to be a living hell.
Thats my outlook on it, hope I dont feel the wrath of some higher power for saying all that.

:cool2:

Nah, Dave will be fine with that mate :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Scott]

Lmao Dan....'some bloke' :lol::lol::lol:

Its not for me Dan, it never will be.
I am very much into explanations of what the world is and religion just does not cut it for me. Its the start of many wars.

If you are a happy loved person that can give more than you take then I suppose that is a kind of heaven.
Being alone with no friends or family has to be a living hell.
Thats my outlook on it, hope I dont feel the wrath of some higher power for saying all that.

:cool2: <------- beam me up scotty

Consider it done!

My heaven is 10 mts of 8x8 bumpy whites and hell would be transit waxed really hard porcelain

 

[enduro]

Who knows we could be in Hell now!!!!

 

[diamondtiling]

This is going to be a good thread.

 

[Dan]

If we are mate, can't wait get to heaven! That must be mint! 😀

 

[enduro]

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodist."

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"

"Baptist."

"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"

"Jewish."

"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"

St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here.