I was in the changing rooms at the gym when i spotted a bloke with a huge willy .I hated the thought of being the smallest , so i stealthy moved about comparing knobs .I gave up in the end ,put my willy back in my overalls and got on with my tiling.
i tell the worst jokes when drunk as well,but find them funny as hell,the wife and most of my mates cringe if i start,must be a lancashire thing:smilewinkgrin: