Are there any GOLFERS among us?

[brian c]

Thought i'd start a new thread to see if any of you are golfers?


whats name of your course and its location?
whats your handicap?


I WILL START



HAYSTON GC,Glasgow

19 handicap

 

[Varley]

I play from time to time brian, crap though, 28 handicap, was getting around course in around 100 but it's been nearly a year since i played, be getting the clubs out soon though, soon as the sun sticks its beak out 🙂

Think this should have been posted in 'off topic' 😕

 

[GazTech]

Thought i'd start a new thread to see if any of you are golfers?


whats name of your course and its location?
whats your handicap?


I WILL START



HAYSTON GC,Glasgow

19 handicap

I play as often as I can Bri,Ihave about 3 regular local courses.I play very straight off the tee,straight in the river,straight in the rough.My handicap is my clubs

 

[brian c]

ATt least your straght off the tee m8 we can work on the rest.:wink_smile:

 

[GazTech]

My mate holed in one once,a genie popped up and offered him one wish.He asked for his manhood to be larger..by the 18th it was hanging out of the bottom of his plus fours.Embarrased,he asked the greenkeeper what to do,he said hole in one again and ask 4 another wish.He played all night until he holed in one and the genie said I'll grant your wish,what is it.To which my mate said "can you make my legs a bit longer"

 

[brian c]

:happy: lol your some man

 

[wivers]

I have a handicap of 10.6, playing off 11 at the moment. I don't belong to a course anymore as the fee's were too high. Used to be a member at Crews Hill G C in enfield though, from the age of 11 through to 22. In that time i managed to get a hole in 1 at the 13th for which my name is on the hole in 1 board in the club house. Also i manged to win the Herd trophy, Challenge cup , and the Cheshunt GC Junior open where Pat Jennings awarded me my trophy infront of local news paper camera's. God knows why he was awarding it????
My Grandad is 78 and still plays ff 7. I played with him 2 weeks ago and he shot a 76 grose. Nothing more than a 5 on his card!!! I thought about snapping his putter half way round. 🙂
I play only in summer now coz i play football at weekends in the winter, but the mrs is trying to put a stop to me doing too much sport 🙁.
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That last post sounded so much like a C V. Sorry!

 

[M D HUGHES]

Warm weather player only these days, wivers sounds a bit like my past, fees got rediculous and wasn't worth it unless playing 2 or 3 times a week. Still play to around 7 these days but only get out when the family decides all the women want to get rid of the men or the lads decide to go n hack up some out of county course.

 

[GazTech]

A lad came to the clubhouse with 9 iron wrapped around his neck.He said after his wife had sliced her tee shot up a cows arse ,"I ONLY LIFTED THE TAIL AND TOLD HER IT LOOKED LIKE HERS"