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Yes lads i have found out the hard way and have in doing so compiled a list of things not to say .... or do to or infront of a pregnant woman. ( all these things have happend)
1. When asked "Am i getting big darling" do not say " yes babe" coz she will get the ump that u think she's fat!
2. When she says, "I don't look any bigger do i" do ot say " No babe" coz she will get the ump that she dont look preggers!
3. When watching Girls aloud on the music channel and she says " That Cheryls gorgous aint she?" do not say "yea she is" or ...."yea i would" coz she will get the ump that you fancy her and even though the chance of running off wiv Cheryl Cole is minimal she will convince herself you are having and affair with her.... or sneaking into the loo for ....quite time with a poster of her!
4. When she says"You dont mind that we're not doin it much at the moment do you?" do not say " of course not darling" coz she will think you dont find her attractive anymore and dont want to do it wiv her anymore!
5. When she says "You dont mind that we're not doin that much at the moment do you?" do not say " yes i do a bit babe" coz she will steam off wiv the ump and say" thats all you ever think about, i am pregnant you know!!!"
6. Do not leave the toilet seat up. Ths can result in terrible mood swings!
7. Do not leave the plates on the side drying. You may very well be killed in your sleep if you do this.
8. Do not let your wife overhear you saying to TJ.... i mean someone.. that you would love a 3's up wiv the sugarbabes. I wont even tell ya what she will do to ya!
9. Do not tell her in a when rowing that she's getting like her mum. Ouch!
10. Do not tell her that all the fish keep dieing coz the water isn't clean enough!
11. Do not write posts about her on forums!!!!!
1. When asked "Am i getting big darling" do not say " yes babe" coz she will get the ump that u think she's fat!
2. When she says, "I don't look any bigger do i" do ot say " No babe" coz she will get the ump that she dont look preggers!
3. When watching Girls aloud on the music channel and she says " That Cheryls gorgous aint she?" do not say "yea she is" or ...."yea i would" coz she will get the ump that you fancy her and even though the chance of running off wiv Cheryl Cole is minimal she will convince herself you are having and affair with her.... or sneaking into the loo for ....quite time with a poster of her!
4. When she says"You dont mind that we're not doin it much at the moment do you?" do not say " of course not darling" coz she will think you dont find her attractive anymore and dont want to do it wiv her anymore!
5. When she says "You dont mind that we're not doin that much at the moment do you?" do not say " yes i do a bit babe" coz she will steam off wiv the ump and say" thats all you ever think about, i am pregnant you know!!!"
6. Do not leave the toilet seat up. Ths can result in terrible mood swings!
7. Do not leave the plates on the side drying. You may very well be killed in your sleep if you do this.
8. Do not let your wife overhear you saying to TJ.... i mean someone.. that you would love a 3's up wiv the sugarbabes. I wont even tell ya what she will do to ya!
9. Do not tell her in a when rowing that she's getting like her mum. Ouch!
10. Do not tell her that all the fish keep dieing coz the water isn't clean enough!
11. Do not write posts about her on forums!!!!!
