'The bigger picture'

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

when people start talking buzzwords and cliches, I slip into a broad westmorland dialect to answer them, that shuts 'em up. I'm sure if you googled "westmorland dialect" you'd struggle to come to grips with it :hurray:

[video=youtube;qmXKuL0V27s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXKuL0V27s&feature=related[/video] is this the one DOUG!!

 

[doug boardley]

Oi Gooner don't mix us up wit marras, it's like getting your geordies and maccams mixed :lol:

 

[doug boardley]

here thee is fella
[video=youtube;WTlTJSluxVo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTlTJSluxVo[/video]

 

[Colour Republic]

Ohh I got a classic....

"At the end of the day its your decision...but dont be hasty... this could lead onto bigger things for you"

Ohh give me a break! I want to get hold on their fat sausage like fingers and twist and snap them, till their on their knees begging for mercy and then just boot them in their smug faces. I think I have anger issues sometimes. Whilst Im thinking this I have this glazed look (so im told), give them a smile and say I'll think about it..(NOT! NO WAY, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!)

Lynn

You seemed so normal when you first joined, now you just scare me

 

[SandyFloor]

Ohh I got a classic....

"At the end of the day its your decision...but dont be hasty... this could lead onto bigger things for you"

Ohh give me a break! I want to get hold on their fat sausage like fingers and twist and snap them, till their on their knees begging for mercy and then just boot them in their smug faces. I think I have anger issues sometimes. Whilst Im thinking this I have this glazed look (so im told), give them a smile and say I'll think about it..(NOT! NO WAY, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!)


Lynn

Are you a bit of a dominatrix, Lynn? :72:

 

[david campbell]

i hate "carrot dangling" morons who promise the cash cow at the end.........once had a bathroom company phone me up and say they heard my work was good and would i be willing to do a bathrom FOC to show them my work with the promise of continious work...............i still use that thought to cheer me up as rob says ...............muppet

 

[Dave Ramsden]

Theres going the extra mile and theres being a mug!

In my experience, if you bend over too often, expect to get fluxed!!

 

[Pebbs]

You seemed so normal when you first joined, now you just scare me

I am pretty normal most of the time, nice smiley happy, but recently have found that I have certain clients that I cannot tolerate their stupidity any longer. Its not the older 'old school' project managers and surveyors, its the younger ones, who I believe really have no place in this industry. All that they have learnt has come out of a book, and have no life experience, these big contractors put them in a position of some authority and it goes to their heads. Another saying they use, is this:-

"I'm not telling you how to do your job but...." they dont get it do they? they forget how long we have been doing this, and how we learnt this, and we work to give the best possible results. Every single day I learn something new, if Im not sure about something I ask my top man, if hes not sure about something he will ask someone else and eventually we work it out.

I scare myself sometimes! working with men for to long can start you thinking like one....God forbid, now pass the nail varnish I need some 'girly time'.

Lynn

 

[Rob Z]

here thee is fella
[video=youtube;WTlTJSluxVo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTlTJSluxVo[/video]

:yikes: Doug, I heard a total of (maybe) 20 words that I understood. I have NFI what that guy is talking about. Is that for real?:lol:

 

[doug boardley]

:yikes: Doug, I heard a total of (maybe) 20 words that I understood. I have NFI what that guy is talking about. Is that for real?:lol:

certainly is Rob:lol:

 

[Rob Z]

certainly is Rob:lol:

Doug :yikes::yikes: