Saville joke

[Andy Tiler]

What has jimmy saville and acne got im common ? They both come on a girls face when she is 14.......hows about that then ? Hope this is ok with the mods?? :/

 

[John Benton]

Polyfilla are brining out a new product as a tribute to Jimmy Savile!

It fills small cracks and holes!

 

[Bubblecraft]

Our records indicate that you were once felt up by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "stop Jimmy stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me" medal.

 

[Andy Tiler]

Itchy fanny? Put some "SAVILLE-ON" "how's about that then" !!

 

[Bubblecraft]

Just found my old letter to Jim'll fix it, thank god I never sent it, god knows what could have happened. It read,
Dear Jim,
I'm a great fan of the violin, please could you fix it for me to spend the day with a fiddler..

 

[Bubblecraft]

Got my halloween costume today! A blonde wig, tracksuit gold chains & a cigar. That should keep the little f*****s away!

 

[Andy Tiler]

Susan Boyle has jumped to Jimmy Saville's defence saying, "I was on 'Jim''ll Fix It' when I was 13 and he never touched me!"

 

[Andy Tiler]

JD Sports are doing Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits..They have an adult size top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
What have Jimmy Saville, Margaret Thatcher and Arthur Scargill got in common?They all shafted minors during the 80's!
Jimmy Saville's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put into an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his knob.

 

[Andy Tiler]

Now then, Now then. Do you, as it appens, know the difference between a cigar and a penis?"
"No Mr Saville"
"Then would you like a ride in my Rolls Royce?"

 

[Fliselege]

To save the police time and money in the ongoing Jimmy Savile investigation, it might be quicker if those who weren't abused by Jimmy Savile come forward.