Had a call from a rough sounding bint yesterday.......and from a rough part of town.
Oh well........a jobs a job, I thought.
Went around this evening to look at it. :yikes:
Parked in the front garden was a manky looking Avondale Chavtastic caravan.....with equally looking manky burbury looking curtains.......garden full of rubbish, settee, half an engine, you know wot I mean.
Anyway.........knocked on the door, and a Waynetta look a like answered, complete with roll up hanging from the side of her dribble stained mouth.
Oh poo.......thought I
She just turned her back to me and started walking up the stairs. (I did ponder the idea of running away at that point)
"COME ON" she said :yikes:
So I followed up the manky full of dodgy looking stained stairs, which had that dodgy, or should it be doggy smell about it. I think the dogs would wipe there feet to go out of this place.
"Its in there" said Waynetta.
Oh FFS.............tiles, I think used to be white, well, about 40 decades ago before they got stained by constant smoking on the lavvy.
A window was boarded up, with I think, like plasterboard.....it was hard to tell.
I told her the tiles need to come of as the cement would not take to the 1/2" thick layer of nicotine. Oh, does it :mad2:
Anyway, I quickly measured up and got the F out of there.
My quote WILL be chuffing expensive........and I won't be able to do it till November 2010 :lol:
My wheels were still on my van upon my return :smilewinkgrin:
Don't you just love em
Oh well........a jobs a job, I thought.
Went around this evening to look at it. :yikes:
Parked in the front garden was a manky looking Avondale Chavtastic caravan.....with equally looking manky burbury looking curtains.......garden full of rubbish, settee, half an engine, you know wot I mean.
Anyway.........knocked on the door, and a Waynetta look a like answered, complete with roll up hanging from the side of her dribble stained mouth.
Oh poo.......thought I
She just turned her back to me and started walking up the stairs. (I did ponder the idea of running away at that point)
"COME ON" she said :yikes:
So I followed up the manky full of dodgy looking stained stairs, which had that dodgy, or should it be doggy smell about it. I think the dogs would wipe there feet to go out of this place.
"Its in there" said Waynetta.
Oh FFS.............tiles, I think used to be white, well, about 40 decades ago before they got stained by constant smoking on the lavvy.
A window was boarded up, with I think, like plasterboard.....it was hard to tell.
I told her the tiles need to come of as the cement would not take to the 1/2" thick layer of nicotine. Oh, does it :mad2:
Anyway, I quickly measured up and got the F out of there.
My quote WILL be chuffing expensive........and I won't be able to do it till November 2010 :lol:
My wheels were still on my van upon my return :smilewinkgrin:
Don't you just love em
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