Getting the right Insurance !!!

[Gazzer]

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

Sex with an OAP - Saga !

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com !

 

[jay]

:lol::lol:

 

[Stewart]

I like it a lot..... So who are you with Neale....?


Created on iPhone.....

 

[White Room]

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[doug boardley]

shudder to think what Churchill cover:yikes: