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[faithhealer]

Don't forget to buy your beloved a pressie on Saturday (or your life will be HELL)
I'll be lashing out £1.99 on my missus flowers!

 

[kilty55]

pmsl...top one..lashing out 1.99

 

[Gazzer]

Live alone and no partner or girlfriend....Phew saves £1.99:hurray:

 

[david campbell]

sod her,i'm teeing off with the boys at 9 am!:8:

that'll save her the unforgettable line of
"is it st valentines day,i forgot to get you anything":mad2:

 

[doug boardley]

missus is treating me to wet shave, always fancied having one done with a cut throat razor, but they're not allowed to use an open blade anymore,

 

[White Room]

£1.99 You had a good week:yikes:

 

[Deleted member 9966]

and if my husband pulls the same stunt he did on my birthday, I shall be filing for divorce! so don't you lot encourage him rrr:

 

[White Room]

Would we:yikes:

 

[grumpygrouter]

Why, wots happening Saturday?

 

[White Room]

If it ain't snowing might be some footy

 

[DB-Tiling]

missus is treating me to wet shave, always fancied having one done with a cut throat razor, but they're not allowed to use an open blade anymore,

they do at a barbers near me. nearly shat myself when he was sharpening it:yikes:

 

[enduro]

Got the Champagne, card, flowers ordered, hope the love of my life likes them...oh and better get the wife
something...:lol:

 

[faithhealer]

Got the Champagne, card, flowers ordered, hope the love of my life likes them...oh and better get the wife
something...:lol:

Classic

 

[david campbell]

missus is treating me to wet shave, always fancied having one done with a cut throat razor, but they're not allowed to use an open blade anymore,

hope she ain't doing it herself

 

[obobsmith]

missus is treating me to wet shave, always fancied having one done with a cut throat razor, but they're not allowed to use an open blade anymore,

Hope it's not the missus with the cut throut/and you've been a good boy:hurray::hurray::hurray:

 

[CJ]

I'll recycle one from last year..........she always puts them in a drawer then forgets :smilewinkgrin:

 

[CJ]

Gonna get one for my Van..........and a big box of thorntons

 

[davy583]

costs me 30 quid for a meal boody expensive KFC lol

 

[White Room]

Last of the big spenders davy:lol:

 

[faithhealer]

costs me 30 quid for a meal boody expensive KFC lol

but don't you get free coke with that

 

[davy583]

but don't you get free coke with that

should get a gold knife and frok lol

 

[Derry]

Got the Champagne, card, flowers ordered, hope the love of my life likes them...oh and better get the wife
something...:lol:

:lol::lol: the old one's are the best!

 

[Derry]

we were gonna cook a really nice meal at home but i've been in bed with tonsilitis all week and now she's got swolen glands as well!!!!

oh well, cuppa soup it is!