Xmas cracker jokes

[Gazzer]

How do you defuse a cheese bomb ?

caerphilly.


and a treacle bomb ?


Syrupticiously.

 

[brian c]

omg...garbage Neale...MUST DO BETTER.

 

[Aqua Tiling]

paddy and murphy at the bottom of a hill, are gonna race to the top.

Paddy says to murphy if i win, im gonna write my name at the top.

Murphy replies, and if i win im gonna rub it out,

thats a joke sir ramic lol:hurray::hurray::hurray:

 

[Aqua Tiling]

whats the the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath

 

[Gazzer]

whats the the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath

Keep it clean :ban::smilewinkgrin:

 

[Aqua Tiling]

it was sqeaky clean.