Our plumbing forum is offline at the moment - so let the lads come chat in this thread
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Old Mod
Can we torment them? 😀
If you want yeah, but their tools are more the type you can swing around, so be careful. 🙂
Just to keep the plumbers updated. As you know the old server was tired, so it was long overdue. We're setting the forum up on the new server, and are upgrading it while we're at it, save you being offline again in the near future.
I have a small team of people on it. As it seems to take a few to fix all the problems I cause. 😀 So it should be done later tonight or early tomorrow.
Just to keep the plumbers updated. As you know the old server was tired, so it was long overdue. We're setting the forum up on the new server, and are upgrading it while we're at it, save you being offline again in the near future.
I have a small team of people on it. As it seems to take a few to fix all the problems I cause. 😀 So it should be done later tonight or early tomorrow.
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hmtiling
Will one of them first fix a bathroom on time and try to get the centres on the pipework right themselves?
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last plumber
This is hard work !
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Darren Jackson
A plumber is never late, we turn up exactly the time we want to! Usually an Hr n Half after the time the customer 'thinks' they heard us say we'll turn up. Now where's the kettle in this forum?
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last plumber
I've looked Darren, there isn't one. Typical tilers, Turn up last and use everyone else's gear to brew up. I've left mi cup in the van so they don't dribble on it
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last plumber
Disgraceful comment. The number of times i've clipped pipes and told tiler to keep em there. Go back to job and find ones an inch higher than the other. Now that's not done on purpose is it? really?
Tilers have a sadistic attitude in my opinion and are usually quite grumpy too.
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Darren Jackson
New pound coin out today, you have six month to get rid of your old pound coins, Please send your old ones to Darren Jackson, for guaranteed safe environmental disposal... Still haven't found the kettle yet! Last Plumber where do you get a decent cuppa round here?
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last plumber
Need to make your own i'm afraid.
No pounds left , spent it on kettle and tea bags, milk and coffee etc
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last plumber
I hope when plumbers opens again I can post as quick as here !
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Darren Jackson
Good job I have mi flask in the van, just need to negotiate mi way past the tubs of open tile adhesive, split bags of grout and tile adhesive floats left on the floor. Its like the flippin Krypton Factor round here. Are tiler's always this messy?
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last plumber
Yes. If you follow the white footprints you'll find the culprit. Make sure they are white though and not the ones with a hint of pink, they belong to the plasterer.
They are often more friendly than the tiler but like to pinch your biscuits as well as your tea bags
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oz-plumber
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
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oz-plumber
lol.........
I'm rotfpmsl at your 'lol'.
You throw us in a room full of 'Wannabee Plumbers', or 'People who couldn't cut is as a Plumber' and expect us to be happy!!!.
The sooner you get us back to where we belong the better!
It's not that I feel intimidated or inferior here, it's just some of the posts.
Cracked grout.
Tiling on uneven surfaces
Cutting porcelain tiles
Drilling porcelain tiles
Fella's, we're here to help.
Should you have any of these problems, come across to us.
We'll tell you how to sort these sorts of problem.
Don't be scared of us - most of us have our off days.
Chances are, if you ask questions on the Plumber Forum, there will be a few of us having an off day and we might be helpful.
Cheers,
Oz-Plumber
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Tile Shop
Don't know why but I'm currently picturing the final battle in "Gangs of New York". Except the gang leaders squaring up, instead of Leo and DDL, are Sal DiBlasi and Super Mario.
In the words of Alan Partridge, "This is great banter" 🙂
I'm off to get some popcorn.
In the words of Alan Partridge, "This is great banter" 🙂
I'm off to get some popcorn.
We're getting invaded by the leaky brigade...!!
Will have to check back later, I'm off to look at another disaster job done by a plumber that thought he could tile.
When will they learn to leave the specialist jobs to the professionals...🙂
BTW...I've nothing against plumbers..
Think everyone tiler should have one as a labourer...😉
Will have to check back later, I'm off to look at another disaster job done by a plumber that thought he could tile.
When will they learn to leave the specialist jobs to the professionals...🙂
BTW...I've nothing against plumbers..
Think everyone tiler should have one as a labourer...😉
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last plumber
I can't believe tilers have their own Forum.
Bless you all!
Who helps to write your posts?
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Tile Shop
I did good at skool me did. i do massages all on my own........
As you can see I got a plumber to spell and grammar check that one 😉
As you can see I got a plumber to spell and grammar check that one 😉
So it's because you DON'T feel inferior or intimidated that you felt the need to bring that up Yes? Overcompensating a bit I feel.
Look lads I know you lot can just about get out of bed and go and stick the odd bit of pipe in, but come we all know who the craftsmen round here are, I agree with @Andy Allen my best mate is a Plumber and when he is a good boy I let him come and Labour and grout for me on weekends. Gotta teach people some worthwhile Skills aye
Look lads I know you lot can just about get out of bed and go and stick the odd bit of pipe in, but come we all know who the craftsmen round here are, I agree with @Andy Allen my best mate is a Plumber and when he is a good boy I let him come and Labour and grout for me on weekends. Gotta teach people some worthwhile Skills aye
🙂🙂🙂......easy this plumbing lark..
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last plumber
Come on own up?
Pete the plumber....haha
Come on own up?
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Hi lads,
I was just wondering if anyone knows how long the plumbersforum will be off ? I am sorry if this question is been already asked.
Kind regards
Ron
I was just wondering if anyone knows how long the plumbersforum will be off ? I am sorry if this question is been already asked.
Kind regards
Ron
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Flintstone
Haven't you plumbers got a **** pipe you should be fettlin' or something ?
May I say I'm a plumber and on the plumbers forum and today took delivery of my new Sigma tile cutter (havent opened it yet), I said to my girlfriend only the true professionals have Sigma cutters and she said "well how come you've got one then!"
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