I have some fantastic news...!!!

[Andy Allen]

Can you guess what it is...?????

 

[One Day]

You won the lotto!

 

[Andy Allen]

You won the lotto!

Nope...

 

[WetSaw]

You're going to start working on Fridays?

You're pregnant?

Your tests at the STD clinic are negative?

 

[Andy Allen]

You're going to start working on Fridays?

You're pregnant?

Your tests at the STD clinic are negative?

Ha ha.....knew someone would post the sarcastic comments..
But ...nope .....try again.

 

[WetSaw]

The dog is OK

 

[Andy Allen]

The dog is OK

She is ....but not correct in this instance

 

[Matt Bott]

having a grandchild?

 

[Qwerty]

You got the all clear?

 

[Andy Allen]

having a grandchild?

Good God no !! (To young for that..)

 

[Andy Allen]

You got the all clear?

Nope..

 

[Chalker]

Police dropped all charges?

 

[WetSaw]

You're having a BBQ and we're all invited?

 

[Andy Allen]

Do you need a

Police dropped all charges?

Ha ha ...nope

 

[J Sid]

your putting up you day rate!!!!

 

[J Sid]

you've got a younger woman?

 

[Andy Allen]

You're having a BBQ and we're all invited?

Yes ...it's at 1 o'clock...so you best jump on a plane...lol.
But sadly.....wrong.
I'm enjoying this.
Do you want a clue..?

 

[Andy Allen]

your putting up you day rate!!!!

Yes...to include wastage..
Wrong again.

 

[WetSaw]

After 6 days of constipation you've had a dump?

 

[Andy Allen]

you've got a younger woman?

I can only dream..
But nope..

 

[Andy Allen]

After 6 days of constipation you've had a dump?

Trust you to lower the tone..
Wrong.

 

[WetSaw]

You got an answer correct on University challenge?

 

[J Sid]

congratulations Andy, sure you deserved it

 

[Andy Allen]

You got an answer correct on University challenge?

Nope

 

[hmtiling]

You've got a day off?

 

[WetSaw]

You have completed another page in your trainspotting log.

 

[Andy Allen]

Taking the dogs out now
So in a couple of hours
All will be revealed.

Bet you can't wait can you...

 

[Andy Allen]

You've got a day off?

Surprisingly yes I do have the day off.
But again in this instance...wrong

 

[WetSaw]

You've been chosen to represent Gloucester in the UK campanology championship.

 

[Andy Allen]

You have completed another page in your trainspotting log.

Ha ha...WRONG