What to get the wife for Christmas...

[Andy Allen]

struggle with this one every year...!

 

[Flintstone]

I always ask and ask until I get an indication!

 

[Old Mod]

struggle with this one every year...!

We know Andy, you start the same thread every year!!

 

[Cstiling]

Steam mop and micro fibre cloths

 

[Blunt Tool]

Wait till the 24th then nip on the way home into your local petrol station, I’m going for screenie wipes, atlas and tin of sprite as haven’t seen them at all this year so she must of drank the juice used the wipes and atlas probably be a bit worn now

 

[Andy Allen]

We know Andy, you start the same thread every year!!

And every year I still don't have a clue, every time I ask her she just says 'surprise me'.....

Ok new grinder then ..

 

[Simon Dale]

Gonna get a hoover and iron as she dont know how to use them

 

[Flintstone]

Vouchers for a nice pampering place Andy that's what I got my gert last year

 

[Italy]

And every year I still don't have a clue, every time I ask her she just says 'surprise me'.....

Ok new grinder then ..

surprise me?
do as I do, 1 gram of gold for each year of marriage.
make the gift every 25 years, if you start now in 2018
until 2043 you do not have to give him anything anymore.
are you surprised now?

 

[Waluigi]

And every year I still don't have a clue, every time I ask her she just says 'surprise me'.....

Ok new grinder then ..

‘Surprise me’

Two words no man on earth wants to hear.

 

[Flintstone]

Where's your red badge gone?

 

[Boggs]

Where's your red badge gone?

Just what I was going to say

 

[Waluigi]

Don’t worry about the badge gents.

 

[Italy]

Don’t worry about the badge gents.

noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Flintstone]

No one can take that light green one away Luigi you have earnt that one
Is it the president, is he showing his authority?

 

[Waluigi]

No Drama, nobody has taken anything away. I’m just slipping under the radar now. I will still be here posting as normal.

 

[Blunt Tool]

Hey we can speak about that bloody plumber in here now, do this do that buy this buy that ali baba this ali baba that blah blah blah blah ...........
Oh bugger I’ve not posted this in the arms!!!!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Nowt to do with me - I’d have taken the whole header away!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

As for the wife - she can have me again for Xmas!

 

[Andy Allen]

Might just get her a new bag and belt.

The Hoover should a treat..!

 

[J Sid]

not a problem I face this year

 

[Bopster]

Wonder if my wife would like a new Sigma cutter lol

 

[Andy Allen]

Wonder if my wife would like a new Sigma cutter lol

I know someone selling one...

 

[Boggs]

Please make it stop!

 

[Bopster]

Lol, and I’ve just finished these 1200 planks also